I sent KC a timehop picture of us on our honeymoon which was almost 3 years ago.
KC: look at my boyish face. Now I'm a fat grizzled old man.
KC: I'm going to eat them.
Me: with what?
KC: I'm just going to eat them. Like oranges.
Me: Have you ever had a lemon before?
KC: Of course. I like lemons.
Me: Okay, let's do it now. I have to see this.
KC:
I have tried Guinness in America and Ireland, and it's not for me. You can see the evidence on instagram. KC pours a can of Guinness into a glass, brings it over to me.
KC: Want a sip?
Me: No.
KC: Just a sip..
Me: No.
KC: Just smell it.
Me: You can smell my butt.
KC: I will if you take a sip.
Me: *runs away*
I was laughing. KC asked why.
Me: Have you seen this thing on Tumblr? It -
KC interrupts: I haven't seen anything on Tumblr. Ever.
He wanted to buy some part so that he could play his PS4 on the computer monitor so I could watch Netflix at the same time (this was texting).
Me: want me to order it online?
KC: No, I'm gonna try and find it at walmart.
10 minutes later
KC: can you order it? f*ck walmart.
Looking at photos from Dublin, he points at one.
KC: Oh this is a good photo of you. You don't have any dark circles or bags like normal.
One of my favourite stories about KC. We were in London in 2010, he had a cold and had taken a lot of medication and such. The doors to our hotel room were loud, and heavy, and I seriously could not open it on my own. I was asleep when I heard a loud knock on the door. I rolled over to tell KC to tell them to go away (we were all jetlagged and on a weird schedule so I thought it was day time) to find he wasn't there. I noticed the time. 2 am.
Me: Who is it?
KC: Me.
I struggle to open the door, he rushes by me wearing only his boxer shorts.
KC: Close the door. They're coming.
Me, closing the door: who?
KC: They know. They saw. We have to leave.
Me, noticing he has a bunch of papers in his hands: Um, what you got there?
KC: documents. We'll need them.
Me, realising the man is sleep walking: Okay. Can I have the papers?
He hands them to me. They are newspapers and people's hotel invoices.
He gets into bed, and says: we'll be okay.
So I get into bed.
5 minutes later he says: what the f*ck just happened.
He was so high on cold and flu drugs that he walked around our hotel at 2am stealing people's invoices if they were poking out from under the door. Hilarious. I hope the hotel had security cameras.
Also, tomorrow is the next 'What's New With You' link up with Gretch and I, which you can read about here if you like. Hope you can link up with us!
Oh no....that last story...that's too funny. Definitely one to go down in legend. I liked the lemon one, too. By coincidence I just posted about my husband's recent funny things he's said, too. Never gets old!
ReplyDeleteOMG that London story is absolutely hilarious! If the hotel had cameras they were probably like "wtf is this guy doing...?" SO funny! <3, Pamela Sequins & Sea Breezes
ReplyDeleteOh these are amazing! That last story is maybe the best tho! (Although the lemon face made me laugh too) Thanks for sharing these gems with us!
ReplyDeleteyou should've made a diy recipe with those lemons! ;) hehe. i love that you wanted to make him eat one right then! the hotel story was crazy! and omg about the bags and dark circles. gotta love it!
ReplyDeleteOmg that story at the end is hilarious!!! I would have acted exactly how you did in that situation, but probably a little more angry because of being woken up.
ReplyDeleteLOL love these posts! I'm going to eat these lemons like oranges - classic! And the London story - hilarious! :-D
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Hahahahaha I love that he went around collecting papers and invoices! Do you know how many times we just had to go to walmart at some odd hour to get something only to end up ordering it on Amazon??? And the comment about you looking good in a picture? Chris has said that type of thing to me before too. RUDE! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI always love to read about interactions with bloggers and their SO's, who else in the world do you have crazy conversations with?
ReplyDeleteI wish you had made a video of the lemon eating, I might want to see that too!
Oh my gosh....please do more of these haha! I love your crazy conversations! It sounds like Dan and KC would get along perfectly..I could imagine him saying all of this stuff. I always find our conversations funny but I feel like if I shared them online I would be embarrassed or they wouldn't sound funny at all.
ReplyDeletehaha that hotel story! and the guinness! oh that's too funny. you two are adorable :)
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The invoices! LOLOLOLOL That sounds like me on cold medicine, which is why I don't take it. HILARIOUS!!!! I so hope it was on camera and they got a good WTF laugh out of it too.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah at that last story!! That is too funny!!! Also, love the lemon one! sounds like you guys have a lot of fun stories!
ReplyDeleteThat last story had me cracking here in my cubicle. It's a shame you can't get your hands on a security tape I bet that would be hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I love these conversations! Especially the one about Walmart. Because I'm pretty sure that's a conversation I have with my mom on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh!! These are too funny!! Do you keep a journal somewhere of the things he says?? Otherwise I don't know how you remember all this stuff!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at that last story- thank you both for making my day
ReplyDeleteThis is HILARIOUS!! Cute post!! Guys say the darndest things-- hey! I think we have an idea for a tv show! Make today work, Rachel -CubicleCouture
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I'm sitting here CRACKING up about that London story. That's amazing! That's so so good! Hahahahahaha!!! All of these conversations are GOLD.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha that hotel story is too funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG dying!!! That is all hilarious, but especially the London hotel story!! bahahah XO - Alexandra
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Oh my goodness, that last story! Hysterical!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha to the last story. That is seriously amazing and now totally something that I hope Ryan does someday. Also cracking up about the no dark circles in a picture of you - men, right?
ReplyDeleteFuck Walmart. Smart man.
ReplyDeleteThat last story made my day.
These are hilarious! That lemon one is too funny but so is that last one! I need a boy so I can write a post like this! lol
ReplyDeleteI totally laughed at the hotel story... sleep walking is CRAAZZYYYYY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that actually does eat lemons as a treat #weird
Men... they just put their foot in their mouth without even thinking. KC pointing to the picture. They just dont put 2 & 2 together sometimes.
Hahahahaaha omg that last story is awesome. I love that. What he said about Tumblr is something my boyfriend would say in a heartbeat. Do you watch Parks & Rec? Paul believes that he is Ron Swanson. Only cares about steak, hunting, and could care less about technology haha.
ReplyDeleteThat hotel story is pure gold - actually laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteLOL- so many good things in this post! Sleep walking is SO SCARY- I had a friend who used to and I hated staying the night w/ her bc sometimes it was too weird lol! Love the comment on the photo of you without dark circles too- sounds like something Jared and I have gone through before with pictures. I have been jotting down funny things he's said while I'm pregnant- that will definitely be a post on it's own :)
ReplyDeleteEff walmart, indeed! That is basically always my conclusion, too!
ReplyDeleteahahaha That last story is amazing. I also love the Walmart one. My husband always chooses to go to Walmart to get things because he doesn't want to wait for shipping, but ends up buying something at Walmart, ordering the other thing online and then returns whatever he bought from Walmart as soon as the shipped item arrives. So much work.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it everyone's worst nightmare to get locked out of a hotel room in your undies? lol... that's hilarious! Ugh... I hate Wal-Mart too.
ReplyDeleteThese are HILARIOUS! I laughed god and hard at the hotel story. I'm also not a fan of Guinness. I tried a Guinness shake once. I figured it would be good. One of the worst ideas I've ever had.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP! I love sleep walkers. I mean, I'm glad I'm not one, but they make the best stories. I know this girl and she's always posting her conversations with her husband while he sleep walks/talks. It's so entertaining. And the one about walmart lol. That sounds exactly like my life.
ReplyDeleteLiterally laughed out loud at the hotel story! So so funny. Love the lemon one too. He should have made lemonade. ;)
ReplyDeleteI would have paid money to see him try and eat those lemons! That's too funny! And that's crazy that he sleep walked while you were in London! Chris has done something similar to that before, but it's always funny but a little creepy too. KC also sounds exactly like Chris with the whole trying to convince me to try scotch. Um no, I don't like that stuff, at all!
ReplyDeleteYou two are hilarious and PS KC can have all the Guinness ever offered to me, too!
ReplyDeleteHaha!! That last story is amazing. I would never let me husband live it down. And yes, F*ck walmart! Last time I went in and asked someone where they kept the matches and she kept saying "mattresses? mattresses?". Haha, no lady, I would never buy a mattress from Walmart even if you did sell them.
ReplyDeleteI feel like KC and my husband Nick would be BFFs. The Tumblr, Walmart, and the photo of Dublin stories remind me of my hubby! I can't stop laughing about his sleep walking in the hotel!! Uh, so good you guys weren't kicked out!
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OMG! I loved the hotel story and laughing out loud. Thanks for putting a huge smile on my face this morning.
ReplyDeleteOMG that sleep walking story is hilarious! At least it was 2am when not many people would be awake to see the half naked KC wondering around. Also I can't believe he thought he could just eat a lemon and enjoy it!!! That's a definite no!
ReplyDeleteThese are alllll great. The sleep walking story is crazy hilarious. Now I"m nervous Le Husband will have one of these episodes hahah.
ReplyDeleteHaha! That London story! Man, now I kind of wish Freddie would sleep walk just once and do something crazy so I could tell him about it ;)
ReplyDeleteFreddie does that sh*t to me all the time where even when he KNOWS I hate the taste of something he will not leave me alone about trying it. Time to start saying he can smell my butt. And then running away.
Okay, CRYING at that story. That is amazing. Also-"Like normal." Oh helllll no.
ReplyDeleteHahahah that Hotel story had me dying!
ReplyDeleteHahaha the sleepwalking story! So funny. I sleepwalked a few times when I was little, but the best story is when I walked down our stairs (a metal spiral staircase--still freaks me out that I walked down and up it while sleeping!) and my brothers were down there. I went to get my toy shopping cart and they asked what I was doing and I YELLED, "I'm going to the mall!!!!"
ReplyDeleteAlso that dark circles one and that perfect gif you used for it--hilarious!
Bless posts about the things men say, hahaha. They are always so funny. This was great. He sounds like a hoot! And wow about the hotel invoices, sleep walking is so crazy!! ha
ReplyDeleteOMG I think I made the same face as that baby just at the THOUGHT of KC eating a lemon like an orange. Ick! Also I actually laughed out loud about the Tumblr thing.
ReplyDeleteOkay also please tell me I've heard that KC on cold medicine in London story before? It sounds so familiar and still freaking hilarious.
My husband loves Guinness and always wants me to try it and tries to tell me it tastes like chocolate cake, not true! That cold meds story is hilarious btw, sounds like something my sister would do but not even on cold meds lol
ReplyDeleteThe sleepwalking story is hilarious, ha ha!
ReplyDeleteI should've known better than take a sip of my drink while reading this. That last story almost made liquid shoot from my nose! My nostrils hurt!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I cracked up over his hotel story. That's so funny he stole all those people's invoices!! Omg.. the dark circles comment, I would have the same reaction. I remember once I was PMS'ing and I don't know how it came up but Greg's reply to something I said was, "You're not THAT bitchy.." What level of bitchy am I? Please explain.. lmao.
ReplyDeleteI must admit . . . these are pretty funny! KC probably didn't know he was a comedian! Ha!
ReplyDeleteOMG that story is hilarious and amazing. I cannot stop laughing! john's slept talked - like I think he's awake and it seems like he's having a conversation with me, but he's totally out. But he's never walked around! So good!
ReplyDeleteKris I legit cannot stop laughing at the last story. He stole invoices while sleepwalking! hahahhaha
ReplyDeleteOmg that last story is amazing - I was laughing out loud reading it and then Nick needed to read it and now we're both laughing! So so so funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is waaaaayyy too funny! You guys need a reality tv show!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness that hotel story is hilarious! So is the gif of the poor baby who ate a lemon!
ReplyDeleteOMG that London story is SO funny! What a great post idea this is!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. The last story is EVERYTHING.
ReplyDeleteOMFG that London story! I wonder what security must have thought about him! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the lemons & omg that London story! hahah. Also the tumblr convo sounds like something that would happen with my husband too.
ReplyDeleteNot sure how I missed this gem?! Hilarious. I particularly like the sleep walking one. Can you imagine the CCTV footage?? I reckon that probably made some bored security dude's night. S says some weird stuff in his sleep too, I always text it to him (otherwise I forget) and then laugh at him in the morning. I'm such a nice wife.
ReplyDeleteThat hotel story is hilarious! I can't imagine what the hotel staff would be thinking if they saw that footage!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! That last story is crazy!! lol
ReplyDeleteLol the tumblr thing sounds like Ben whenever I try to tell him about anything from Instagram or snapchat. That hotel story is hilarious but like seriously, wtf?! I would have been so freaked!
ReplyDeleteLOLOL! That hotel sleep walking story! So funny and probably scary for you in the moment. Haha! I love the lemon story and f*ck Walmart. He reminds me a lot of Jacob. :)
ReplyDeleteAll of these are hilarious, but BAHAHAHAHAHA @ your life turning into Mission Impossible when your husband sleep-walks.
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