Dear king bed, I love you so much. I want to cry at how happy you make me. You solved all of our sleep issues, and now we are like normal married people sleeping in the same bed and not hating each other every morning. Also, the cats love you too but wish you were a little bouncier.
Dear Winter (the season), I see you and I dislike you. Please be nicer than last year.
Dear Winter (the book), you were well worth the wait and the only time I will ever say 'I love Winter' is because of you.
Dear Hunters, you were so worth the $80.
Dear Millie and Penny, please for the love of all that is good in this world stop fighting.
Dear bank accounts, could you go up instead of down? K thanks.
Dear scale, you're not a bank account, you need to go down.
Dear mean person on the internet who spoiled the ending to fallout 4 for KC, you're an assbutt.
Dear Disney, you were bloody fantastic.
Dear swimsuit I bought for my cruise, you are extremely
Dear Vegas-with-the-girls next year, you are going to be epic. Spring break oh 16!
Dear Christmas, I am not a grinch and I am looking forward to you. Our tree is finally up.
Dear world, TARGET SELLS CRACKERS. As in my bon bons, the things you pull. OMG thank you to all who told me that, you are amazing and just made my christmas A THOUSAND times better.
Dear 2015, you were fabulous, truly, but nothing beats that new year fresh start feeling. Hey 2016!
Dear all of you, happy holidays! I hope you enjoy celebrating whatever you celebrate, whether that is christmas, hanukkah or netflix.