Monday, December 14, 2015

Dear Santa,

I am an adult now, so I don't need to tell you if I've been 'good' or not, and even as a kid at my worst, I never got coal, so I fully expect all of the below for Christmas:

Unlimited hot chocolate, chips, candy and ice cream that would not make me gain any weight or any heart attacks.


Another royal baby. They're just so cute! Mary or Kate, I'm not fussy which royal.


To walk in a store and have them be rude to me just so I can be rude back.


Mandy Moore to make more music. I would settle for a new movie as well.


I would also appreciate a 5ive reunion concert.


The ability to read super dooper fast so I can read all the books in all the world.


To have dinner magically appear on the table when I get home, and be healthy and yummy.


For this Gilmore Girls reunion comeback thing to be amazing.


To guarantee I will have awesome, non annoying kids (so, nothing like me as a kid) that actually like me and vice versa.


For Siri to understand me.


David Tennant to come back as the Doctor, or to have a spin off show with him and Rose.


For fetch to happen.


Also, oy with the poodles.


To, for once, find the peanut butter not empty when I want a damn peanut butter sandwich.


And of course, world peace.


(but really).

What do you want for Christmas?

65 comments:

  1. I"m so with you on FETCH and Harry Potter food to appear. Fingers crossed Santa hears your Christmas plea :)!

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  2. LOLLLL yessss! This is so amazing! Let me know if you get the calorie thing to happen. I need that to be a thing haha! <3, Pamela Sequins & Sea Breezes

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  3. Love this!!! I really want Gilmore Girls to be good and have a resolution...thats all!

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  4. Haha yes, if only my kitchen table was like the dinning hall in Harry Potter that is the dream!

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  5. Hahahahahahaha YASSSSSSSSSS!!!! Here's to hoping all your Christmas wishes come true!

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  6. lol I love this...perfect little Christmas list. Hope Santa is listening (reading!) :)

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  7. If I could have food magically appear, and to be healthy but tasty that would be nice. And if not being able to eat everything and not gain weight. ;)

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  8. I'm loving your Christmas wishes! But especially the ones involving the Gilmore Girls reunion and oy with the poodles.... both of those would be fantastic!

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  9. hahaha, I love this list and think it's totally attainable! lol

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  10. Yes to all of these! When is Siri ever going to start understanding me! I'm convinced that she only understands men because they need the most help. I also can't wait for the Gilmore Girls reunion and wish that dinner would just magically appear when I got home and then the dishes would automatically get cleaned too!

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  11. YESSSS to 5ive and Mandy Moore!!!!!!!! And well, basically everything else on this list too please. :)

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  12. I'm seriously hoping the new Gilmore Girls are everything we have been dreaming of plus more! Hope you get everything on your list this year!

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  13. lol all of this but i'm not gonna lie - was on the floor with the last one. mandy moore is so great, yes to more music! and well all the things. so fetch.

    xoxo cheshire kat

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  14. DUDE! When The Lights Go Out is my JAM!
    The peanut butter jar will always be empty as long as you're living with a man because MEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW SHIT AWAY OR REPLACE ANYTHING. :)

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  15. Your kid is going to be AMAZING :)
    I want random Broadway musicals to just happen in real life :)

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  16. If the Gilmore Girls reunion isn't awesome I will die probably! I've been waiting for this for 8 years already, they need to hurry up with it! Copper boom!

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  17. I love this. I'm totally with you with magic healthy tasty dinners when I get home. How do I make this happen?

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  18. Baby when the lights go out is still a favorite song of mine!! The one about siri so true - it's no fun when you have to repeat yourself 5 times! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  19. Being able to read super fast would be so awesome! And for tasty and healthy dinners to magically appear, that would be pretty incredible too. Last one, being super fit just by thinking about going to the gym, without actually having to go there :)

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  20. Okay, first, Ten and Donna are recording an podcast type Doctor Who thing. So Ten is kind of happening again. And speaking of Mandy Moore, did you hear she's asking for spousal support because her and her ex adopted like 8 dogs while they were together and now she can't afford them ? Random, I know. Also I need to email you about Wizard World because holy lots-of-things-not-polite-to-say-on-a-blog, my christmas list is to be a bajillionaire so I can afford going to New Orleans or Portland.

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  21. HAHAHAHAHA! That Miss Congeniality at the end - :)

    Yeah. Can we please not ever have calories count again? And Lord help me the day Siri finally understands me, or pronounces my name correctly. I've even told her multiple times how to pronounce it... nada.

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  22. I think of that scene EVERY time someone is rude to me in a store!

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  23. I second DT coming back as The Doctor, but I want a spin-off with Donna. ;) I am so stoked for the audio books with them!

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  24. Hahahaha yes!! Especially the sweet treats and holiday food not making me fat. That would be ideal.

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  25. If only Siri understood me too! You have a great list, I hope Santa reads blogs! :)

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  26. David Tenant!!! Actually, I just want some time to watch some Doctor Who. Right now there's a weird, time paradox pregnancy happening and I don't know when I'm going to find out what's happening!!!

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  27. The calories, yes please, the calories. Especially with all the Christmas parties. I need a magic machine that makes calories not count.

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  28. This is my favorite Christmas wish list ever.

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  29. LOL!! Solid list- I hope you get all of these! :) Definitely wishing for the always-full peanut butter jar as well!

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  30. Yep, I too will take all of the above!!! Especially the hopefully amazing Gimore Girls Reunion!

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  31. Well, thanks (as always) for my daily dose of laughter. I was flipping through my movie case the other day and realized that I own one of Mandy Moore's finest films, Chasing Liberty. I just may now watch it later in your honor.

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  32. Ahahaha a great list! I've always said, "If I could choose between being a millionaire for life or if I could choose being able to eat anything and as much as I want forever...I'd choose the latter." Duh!

    Staci
    www.missbloodymary.com

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  33. Hahahah you're the best. I want the super duper fast reading power too! So many books piling up to read and NO time to get to even one! :(

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  34. Oy with the poodles already! Haha. Yes yes yes to dinner magically appearing on the table. As you know, I hate picking what to cook! Haha.

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  35. I love this post!! I cannot stop laughing. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today. I totally love the movie Chasing Liberty. Matthew Goode is so freaking hot!!

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  36. Yaaaasss! I'm constantly wishing my dining room table was from Hogwarts and I have such high hopes for the Gilmore Girls reunion!

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  37. Amazing Christmas list! And, David Tennant as the Doctor, yes please!

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  38. 5ive!!!!! And yes to Mandy Moore <3 And I miss Ten. I need to watch Jessica Jones to get my Tennant fix.

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  39. Such a cute post!! I hope Gilmore Girls reunion is amazing and not a let down, I'm so excited!! The food thing would be wonderful, no meal planning, no grocery shopping, no cooking!!

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  40. The peanut butter wish + Woody gif killed me. XD I also wouldn't say no to a Mandy comeback. Solid vocal AND acting skills? I vote more Moore.

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  41. Hee hee hee!! I love this post! I most definitely wish for all the foods I love to be non-caloric. Mandy Moore...I wasn't missing her like candy at all until you mentioned it. And fetch is COMPLETELY happening.

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  42. Love the "big mistake" gif...my mom and I quote that all the time! I am so looking forward to the Gilmore Girls reunion. I hope you have a great week!

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  43. You crack me up! Don't we all wish for non-annoying kids...fingers crossed! haha Dinner being cooked would be a dream come true!!

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  44. oy with the poodles already is definitely one of my most quoted gilmore lines... and definitely ditto on the netflix comeback! Yes on the Mandy Moore stuff & 5, whatcha' waitin' four ... That one was on The Sabrina The Teenage Witch soundtrack.. my very first CD... still love it. Love, love love it. :) Ditto on the first one too! So many people bringing treats to work... rude. XO -Alexandra

    Simply Alexandra: My Favorite Things

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  45. Hands down best holiday list I have seen. Yes to all of them. YES.

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  46. YES to Mandy Moore, 5ive, Gilmore Girls...getting me right in the nostalgia! Also, if all of us bloggers banded together, maybe we could make fetch happen.

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  47. I WANT ALL OF THESE. Plus, I would like to add: More Harry Potter books, unlimited amount of being lazy time while getting paid for it, and never having to clean my house because Mary Poppins would arrive once a week and do it for me.

    A girl can dream, huh?! :) xo

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  48. My favorite 5ive memory was when they guest starred in Disney Channel Original Movie Smart House.

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  49. Has anyone ever given their child coal?! I need to meet these parents if they exist. I feel like I could be one of the first to actually follow through on that threat...

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  50. You are winning all the prizes with this post - the Royals, Mandy Moore, Harry Potter, Mean Girls and unlimited peanut butter!

    Green Fashionista

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  51. I was literally JUST wondering if Kate will have another baby... I'm guessing probably not since she has a boy + girl... but we can hope!!!

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  52. My life would be complete if oy with the poodles took off.

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  53. haha Yes, yes! I miss Mandy! Where did she go?!

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  54. omg lol. I personally think Mandy Moore is a great presenter and MC but she's okay to not make more movies, lol. I think her acting is pretty bad. But I do miss her "Candy" song, like I'm missing it like cannnnddddyyyyyy. That's really funny about the store, ha!! Get your Pretty Woman moment girl.

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  55. haha i love this. currently watching gilmore girls... hoping the reunion is good too! xo jillian - cornflake dreams

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  56. YES. Where HAS Mandy been???? I miss those vapid, amazing movies!!

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  57. I need the Gilmore Girls reunion! Every time I see a clip, I want to rewatch it all over again, even though I just watched it this year. They're just so freaking adorable, I want to move in with them.

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  58. That magically appearing dinner needs to happen at my house too. And the calorie thing. That would be nice! :)

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  59. I cosign all of these. Want them all, yes please! And I cannot believe I actually forgot about the Gilmore Girls reunion until you said it just now so THANK YOU for reminding me.

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  60. I am SO EXCITED for the Gilmore Girls reunion! But also a bit nervous in case something sad/bad/unexpected happens. Magic dinner sounds like just what I need; I am currently playing mystery food container roulette with my freezer and it ain't pretty.

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  61. Wait... there's going to be a Gilmore Girls reunion? I never even watched that when it was on. I think I've only seen Season 1. Le sigh... I feel like I've been living under a rock.

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  62. I'm super excited about the Gilmore Girls reunion too! I'm also irrationally nervous that it's not going to be any good. I feel like that could easily happen, especially since these actors haven't worked together in years. It's one of my all-time favorite shows, though, so I'll watch it no matter what.

    I also want a few of these other things ... But the kid comment? YES. I've been on the fence about even attempting to procreate for a long time now, but if I could be guaranteed a smart, awesome, not annoying kid, I'd be more apt to say, "Okay, after our next big trip. I swear!" Haha.

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  63. Hahahahahaha. YES TO EVERY ONE OF THESE. Especially the Gilmore Girls and David Tennant!

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