The other day I stopped to get petrol. Even though my car has the little arrow (did you know about the arrow?) I pulled up and my thingy was on the wrong side. So I drove to another one, hoping no-one noticed. Got out of the car, yep I did it again. Okay, okay, I've got this. I exit that spot and start to reverse into it, but I reversed into the one next to it instead, which means I did it for the third time. I drove off. Who needs petrol anyway?
Megan and I went out for Halloween, and there was this weird creepy guy following us around all night, hitting on us even though we both said we were married and then he kept asking us if we'd ever been drugged / roofied.
Yeah okay. Naturally we tried to keep the hell away from him. As we were leaving, I noticed him talking to a girl, giving her a drink. He walked off somewhere and I told her he was a creep and to stay away from him, and I told her what he had said about the roofies. She said 'that guy? that guy right there?' I said yes. She said 'that's my boyfriend' and I was like... er... must be going now.
Normally I kind of just peruse netgalley, seeing things that might be interesting, over requesting books I don't actually want to read.. I rarely see a book that makes me squeal and wriggle in my seat like please give this to me netgalley. I feel like sending them an email recommending myself for this book.
Spoiler: they didn't pick me. Just like McDreamy didn't pick McMeredith.
I have 3 meatloaf songs on my 'fun' playlist at work. I only like 2 of them though, but I suppose 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
The other day, the 'I don't wanna wait' song (Dawson's Creek) came on the radio, and after snapping it (#loser), I called KC singing, and okay I don't have the best voice. Suddenly I hear 'Kristen? KRISTEN ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU HURT WHAT IS WRONG?'
Because I was singing.
Jeez thanks husband.
Speaking of singing, I know all the words to far too many Hannah Montana songs.
and I've watched the entire TV show. and the movie.
The other day, I visited a blog I hadn't visited in a long time. I used to follow and comment etc etc but she never ever ever visited mine, and I'm not saying you have to, but again with the brick wall. It's no fun. Anyway... She just happened to have a carry on only packing post and she said she had never seen one done before.
Never? Ever ever? I'm not just talking about mine, but there are millions out there on the internet. I can't quite put my finger on why it annoyed me exactly, but it did. Don't pretend you are the first at something that is all over the internet. You're not.
Megan and I went shopping on the weekend. We decided to stop in at Starbucks, as basic white girls do. Lol jk. Anyway. The girl behind the register clearly hated her life. It was my turn. I said 'hello, may I please have a venti hot chocolate. May I please have half the amount of chocolate that you normally put in?' She didn't even look at me, just said 'yep'. Okay... I said 'and all the whip'. Most people laugh at this, I know I'm not a comedian, but still. Lighten up girl. No lightening up. We move over to wait. The guy calls out 'mocha half hot chocolate blah blah' and I'm like 'um, this has no coffee in it, right?' he smiles and says 'yep!'. We walk outside, I take the lid off, and there is no effing whipped cream.
It doesn't melt that fast.
It's okay, I'm an adult. It's fine. I take a sip.
I did not handle it that gracefully, but there was no gif to show you what I did. I marched back in there, nice as can be and asked for a hot chocolate without coffee please. They make it. He hands it to me, says 'no whip hot chocolate'.
The scale went down the other day! I refuse to get back on it until well after Disney in case it was a fluke, or in case it went back up.
Happy wednesday y'all!