But wait, there's more?! Of course there is, and I'm happy to share.
Australia is the only continent in the world without an active volcano. Well that's fabulous, I need to go back there.
Melbourne has been ranked the world’s most liveable city for the past four years. I was born in Melbourne and it's where most of my family is, and I love love it. A lot of people have told me it is very similar to San Fran, but I have never been, so...
The wine cask is an Australian invention. We call it goon. It's classy as shit. Oh and we invented the selfie.
I know everyone is scared of the deadly shit we have at home, but don't fear (Kay!) there have been no deaths in Australia from a spider bite since 1979.
Though I am terrified of these guys.
All of our toilets have 2 flushy things - half or full. I think you can guess which one to use for which, er, bowel movement. We are always saving water, peeps!
A truck is like a semi truck to us. A ute is what you all call a truck. What KC used to drive. We call it a ute because it's a utility truck. Also, a trunk is a boot and a hood is a bonnet.
We call pacifiers dummies and diapers nappies. A crib is a cot and a stroller is a pram.
Oh and we call erasers rubbers. Awkward...
We have Target. It is not the same. Don't be fooled. US Target wins hands down. However, our Kmart wins over your Kmart.
I rejoiced the day I moved to the US because I could finally watch more than one video on youtube.
Do you have bindis here? Besides the fact Steve Irwin named his daughter Bindi, they are these things in the grass and they hurt like a .. well, see below.
I know it's hard to believe, but we actually really love having Christmas in the summertime. We still deck our houses out in the same christmas decorations as you, including snowmen so that's weird, but whatevs.
Except we don't get to wear cool christmas jumpers, er, sweaters.
A lot of the celebrities known for being Australian weren't in fact born there. So, you don't get to be Australian, sorry.
We have weird names for places. Woolloomooloo. Also, Wagga Wagga which can be abbreviated to Wagga but Woy Woy can't be called Woy. Also, if you want to say something is far away, or in the middle of nowhere, you say 'woop woop'.
Light beer in Australia generally means less alcohol not less calories. We do have a low carb beer though.
We have a public holiday for the queen's birthday that is not actually on her birthday. who cares, day off! oh wait, I'm in America. drat.
I love my country, though I am kind of glad (sometimes) I am not there any more, thanks to this twat. I like Obama, that's cool if you don't, but I do. 2016 will be a big year, both countries might have a new leading party. So I guess depending on who Australia votes in and who America votes in, we might be moving. Jk, kinda.
Hopefully this will assist you in your trivia crack playing.