Remember sling? Still digging it, but it has made me quite a bit less productive, because I get home and sit on my butt watching HGTV all night. I think they got new channels recently, but I wouldn't know because I literally only watch HGTV.
I am ridiculously excited about Pride, Prejudice and Zombies the movie. Mainly because Matt Smith will be in it (as Mr Collins nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) but also because Lena Headey. Wait, Sam Riley is Mr Darcy? What the actual fuck.
Anyway Lily James is my home girl, Lizzie. I haven't even read the book yet, but I will because Pamela told me to, and also because books before movies like bros before hoes and uteruses before duderuses etc etc. Also, because Lily James. Girl is faaaabulous.
WAIT A MINUTE, ARE MATT SMITH AND LILY JAMES DATING? IS THIS REAL LIFE?
WTF are you wearing, Lily James?
When does Cinderella come out? I WANT TO GO THERE. Cinderelly, Cinderelly, night and day it's Cinderelly, make the fire, fix the breakfast, Wash the dishes, do the mopping... ahem.
|Richard Madden can be Mr Darcy thank you please.|
*the movies near my house are showing times for tonight. Hmm late night solo movie date?
Has anyone ever thought 'I call bullshit on the whole glass slipper fitting?' I mean, there are a zillion women in the world, and probably a thousand in the movie, so there is no way Cinderella's foot is the ONLY one that fits the damn slipper. NO WAY. Plus, if it fit so damn perfectly, why did it fall off?? hmmmm? Riddle me that, Disney. Riddle. Me. That.
Also, her dress seemed to change colour. White and then blue. Don't tell me you see black and blue.
I realise I have spent far too much time talking about Cinderella.
Speaking of Cinderella, I am curious to see if Pitch Perfect 2 will be as awesome as the first. I really enjoyed the first one.
The other day someone called the office and said 'beautiful accent' to which I awkwardly said thank you (what am I supposed to say?) and then he said 'ohsseee?' which I understand is how most people think Aussie is pronounced (it's pronounced Ozzy like Ozzy whatshisface) to which I said yes. Then he said, 'you know, people think you can tell the difference between an Ohseeee, a Kiwi and a Brit, but you can't!' and at first I was like did he get his can and can't mixed up? So I said 'you can tell the difference or you can't?' and he said 'I can! But other people can't!' and I was just like.... okie dokie then.
I still have no idea what I am packing / wearing this weekend, but I have Europe sorted out. Priorities.
I really don't like the video for Style. I watched the shake it off and blank space videos
I don't listen to the radio much, but the other day I heard two songs that I liked - Sugar by Maroon 5 (don't judge, I don't really like them but it's so damn catchy) and then an Ed Sheeran song and I was like wtf this is Ed Sheeran? Dude can sing!! Then I watched the video.
Twas a bit odd. He's still a 'ranga. Just kidding, just kidding, I wish I had lovely red or orange hair.
Ok, I'm done. Bye Felicias! Wish me luck running 13 miles on Saturday, I can handle the .1 on my own.
Should I listen to Pride & Prejudice or To Kill A Mockingbird during the race? Help!