Confessions

First confessions of the new year and first with Melissa.

I wasn't feeling like being on the computer or reading (what?!) when I got my tooth taken out, I just wanted to lay down and be miserable without using my hands. So I, very uncharacteristically, chose TV over books and I am zero % ashamed of my choice... KC made fun of it at first, but then he got into it as well. I'm not gonna lie, the main guy is shirtless a lot. And he does a lot of these things.

Half marathon is just over a month away. Wow. Super excited to see the girls and perhaps embarrass them by running like this.

When people complain about facebook... (or anything).. I'm just like.. So don't do it. I don't understand the people who complain and do nothing, or continue to do the thing that annoys them... Though I'm sure I do it too, that's not the point.

I signed up for emeals for a hot minute after reading Erin's post. I wanted to love it, but I kinda knew I wouldn't before I even looked at the meal plans. We are just too difficult to plan for. I really wish there was a plan for a 'gluten free mainly vegetarian with a husband who loves meat and can eat gluten but he really doesn't need to eat meat for every meal, and both of them are picky in different ways like she doesn't like spicy and he doesn't like creamy but needs to have certain ratios of fat, protein and carbs in each meal'  because I would be all over that.

One of the girls at work told me about a new way to go home, and I have been doing it for almost 2 months and it's awesome and magical and avoids the road rage inducing route I used to take. However, it also avoids 3 McDonalds and one Chik Fil A... and dammit, sometimes I want a milkshake on the way home. I might go the long way home sometimes just so I can have a milkshake. Don't judge me.

You know what really, really, really annoys me? When you get lunch with people and you are the person picking it up or paying for it all, and people give you exact change based on the menu. I'm like excuse me, if your meal says it is $9 you better give me more than $9 because this is effing 'Merica and you need to pay tax and tip! So give me more than $9! But don't ask me how much because I don't bloody well know.

I am slightly obsessed with baby clothes. Like, the clothes not the baby, ok? When we were on our Honeymoon, KC let me wander around H&M for like an hour while he sipped on a daiquiri. Anyway, I wandered through their baby clothes because why not, and I saw that they had some sleepers or whatever that said 'mum' instead of 'mom' and I bought them, because I will be a mum do not call me mom. Yes we had just gotten married, no we are not pregnant but gosh darn it they are so cute! I guess I forgot about the fact that if and when I get pregnant, mummy can send me baby clothes that say mum so I didn't need to buy them but whatever Trevor.

h&m

If you follow me on instagram, you might have noticed I bombarded you all with a bunch of photos of myself on Sunday... I can't wait to share more photos from that day - basically me and some other girls played model for a day so a professional hair stylist and makeup artist could work their magic on us.. Um, ok why not? I got up at 7am which is not early, but didn't get home till about 5pm and my dress is heavy y'all. Plus I had a lovely cold and I was just knackered. I had a bath and watched HGTV on Netflix until KC came home and found me asleep. It was awesome and way better than watching the superbowl. #sorrynotsorry.

Ah, my soul feels clean now. Just kidding. Happy Wednesday!