I finished Allegiant yesterday, and I am really mad about it. I haven't been this mad about a book since I finished the poor excuse that was the last sookie stackhouse book.
I love my husband, and he is an awesome teacher. But sometimes, I ask both rhetorical and real questions that could be answered in like five words, and he goes into a huge spiel cause he's so darn smart and I'm all like
I gained a few pounds. I want to blame it on the 'back at the gym' and muscles weigh more than fat but a) doesn't happen overnight, and b) It is most likely the family size packet of chips + dip or all the ice cream and leftover easter candy I have been consuming.
Speaking of food... if I go to a get together or party or whatever, I head straight to the food. And it better be good.
I love online shopping. It makes me so happy. But why does it take so long to arrive?? It makes me super irrationally angry and want to make crazy declarations - I'm never shopping at you again, Forever 21 - how dare you take over a week to get me my order?!
I may have mentioned Derby is this weekend! I'm so excited to party hard and act like we're 22 again.
As if. 7pm rolls around and I'm not in bed? Hell no.
I cannot stand when people eat with their mouth open. Or make any loud noises with their mouth. And when I tell people this? The first thing they do? IS EFFING PRETEND LIKE THEY ARE EATING WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN. WTF is wrong with people? It is not funny, it is disgusting and you are a piece of trash and I hate you. Ok, maybe a little harsh. But seriously. Stop it. Now.
I realised this week I am probably the bitchiest person I know. And not the good kind of bitch.
Also, linking up with Liz.