Ugh. Why am I so lazy? This is easy. I should do this more often.
Running is totally easy.
Running is basically walking, but faster, and I walk all the time.
Is that an acorn? It looked like an acorn. Are they real things? Do squirrels really eat them? I should go back for it. But I think I stepped on it. Sorry squirrel.
Oh shit. Is that dog tied up or is it comingstraightatmeandgoingtoeatme ok calm down it's tied to the tree and is not even as tall as your ankles.
Ok, running is less easy than I remember. I wonder if I'm almost at a mile. A mile is good, right? 1 mile is better than nothing, I should turn around.
No Kristen, don't turn around. But don't turn down that street either, because there's a really big hill and you have to run back up it.
Why, why, why did you turn down the hill street? Don't you listen?
Ow. Ow. Ow. Hills are stupid.
Huzzah! 1 mile down. I can make it to 2, and 2 miles is a perfectly respectable distance.
Kristen, you can do more than 2 miles. Remember when you used to run 6 miles everyday?
Oh my god, get over yourself Kristen. You did that for one week 3 years ago.
Well, you can do it again. Don't you wanna be skinny?
No, self, I want to be healthy & fit. So there. Sticks tongue out.
Hope no-one saw that.
Is it 2 miles yet? How is this lasting forever?
I am so slow, I might as well be walking.
Ooh, walking sounds good.
I hate running. Why do I run? I don't even enjoy it.
Running is hard.
It is really hot out here.
Im dying. Legit, dying. My body is giving up.
I'm near the house, I could head back and 2 miles would be good. I can run longer tomorrow. That's a good idea, yes, let's do that.
Hmm, they just got their driveway redone and their lawn is immaculate. where do you think you live? This aint fancyville.
Ok, almost home and almost at 2 miles. Wait, what are you doing? Why are you turning down that street? That's not home!
Ugh. Ok, 3 miles it is. 3 miles is easy peasy lemon squeazy and it's just a short run Kristen. You have a half marathon coming up.
I'm a runner! I'm running! Remember when I didn't run? Look at me run! I am INVINCIBLE.
Is that a chicken bone? Gross.
Ugh that house seriously needs to mow their lawn and get rid of all the shit and broken down cars everywhere. Making the neighbourhood look bad. This aint shitsville y'all.
So many bugs stuck to me right now. I'm basically a windshield.
Glad I stole KC's sunglasses. I really should be wearing a full wetsuit and baklava to protect myself from the sun, because australian = skin cancer.
Um, I think you meant balaclava Kristen. You gonna put a dessert on your head?
Mmm, baklava. Yum.
MY LEGS ARE LEAD.
No Kristen, that's all in your head. Keep going. Mind over matter.
Oh hi breeze, hi downhill. I love you.
Shit, another person. I hate that awkward should I smile and wave because I always half smile half grimace and I'm sure I just look constipated.
Ugh, One Direction. As if this is on my playlist, I totally would never have put this on here, total accident.
If only you saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want you so desperately, right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't knooouhohooww, you don't you're byoootifulll - uhhohhh that's what makes you beautyfullll..
Kristen, if you're singing and dancing, you're not running. Focus.
nananananananana - sing it boys!
Ok, almost at 3 miles. Start heading towards home.
3 miles! And stop. Oh my god I am going to die.
Why did you stop SO FAR FROM HOME I have to walk another minute wtf Kristen.
Oh my god, my whole body is throbbing.
Can't breathe. Must. sit. down.
Ok, I'm fine. Yay me! Not even sore.
I love running. I should do it again tomorrow.