Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Humpday Confessions

Three cheers for Wednesday!

In my head, I say Wed-nes-day. Does anybody else do that? Nope, just me?

Moving on.

Vodka and Soda

I go on little salad kicks and I brought my salad dressing to work, sits in the fridge and minds it's own business until the salad mood strikes me. Well, the other day, I had a salad. First off, I forgot cheese so I was already NOT HAPPY JAN and then secondly I went to get my dressing and it was like 97% gone because someone has been pilfering my dressing! Thankfully there was enough for my salad, but I was still a raging lunatic anyway because the thought that I was possibly one stolen salad's worth of dressing away from having no dressing made me REALLY MAD because do you know how boring a salad is without dressing?! Really effing boring, plus no cheese, remember.


You guys know I love planning, and that includes packing lists and outfits. I have already planned what I am packing for our Labor Day Girls Trip, NYC at Christmas time... and Europe next year.


I also have posts completed and ready for like 2 weeks. I keep editing them, does anyone else do that? Fiddle around with a post a thousand times? Anywho. I feel all productive and shit.


When I posted my blog name story on Monday, I had zero expectations except maybe it would be too long and boring for most people. But seriously, I was not prepared for how incredibly sweet and lovely all of you are and I might have bawled at work because a) it made me really miss my nana and b) you guys are the sweetest.


So Delta. I quite like them as I have flown with them like 70 times to and from Australia, and because of this, had some miles in my pocket. Which we booked NYC with. Hooray! Except Delta went and changed our return flight from 9am to 6am. What the flip, Delta? I am enraged. Ok, not really, but dang now I have to get up at like 3am on Christmas morning just to sit around an airport because you know it will be delayed. Bah humbug!


So while I was looking for a gif for the above, I found this one:


And yeah I know the story and all that BUT I just want to point out that my friends and I have been doing this long before this little kidlet was even born. Ok maybe not that long, but I promise, we are totes the owner of that face, circa 2008-2009.


Oh, did you think I was joking?


I even did it with a fan blowing my hair everywhere without a single care because you know, I have a freaking jug of alcohol.


That's all for me folks. Have a fabulous Wednesday!

64 comments:

  1. Salad without dressing should just never happen. Dang those thieves!! Delta needs to get with it, 3am is way too early.

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  2. That last picture is priceless! haha And the rest of your gifs are sooo perfect! I can see someone maybe using your salad dressing once or twice, but to use THAT much and never say anything would make me a tad upset too! I wish I had your packing skills.... and the sense to plan in advance, I'm always throwing things in the night before and then wonder why I never have enough clothes when I'm on a trip!

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  3. I HATE office thieves. Seriously the worst. Especially when it comes to my coffee creamer! Anyways, hopefully they will stop. Or you could just put pure vinegar or something in the container and that will teach them :)

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  4. people at work who use other people's shit are turds. i caught my coworker doing that with my dressing so not only did i shout in his face but i bring it up every time and whenever someone talks about pilfering something, i call it "pulling a jasper" or "jaspering it". like, "dude, don't pull a japser; that's straight up rude" or "jasper that, dude. he won't even know". btw, jasper sits right beside me but I DON'T CARE.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  5. I hate when people just take whatever out of the fridge at work when it isn't freaking theirs! So annoying!! And rude! Salad without dressing = not salad at all. In my opinion.

    I am loving all the pictures of the face! Too funny!

    I would feel sorry for you about the whole Delta thing, but like...you are going to NYC without me so whatever! :)

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  6. United changed our flight coming back...and A tried to get them to change it to Tampa but couldn't swing it. We're getting into Orlando 2 hours earlier, so that's nice! You SO own that face, love it!! Also, NYC at Christmas makes me so jealous and I love that you have your outfits planned!!!

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  7. that last pic is EVERYTHING! i need to make that my new pic pose, hair and all!

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  8. i have a lot of posts in draft that i edit until i feel they are ready or have more time to flesh out the idea. and in the name of feeling crazy: last night i seriously thought someone stole my car from downtown. i was flipping out, naturally. turned out my car was one street over...my only excuse? i was running on 2 hours of sleep so lets blame sleep deprivation for my insanity.,

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  9. Loving your pictures! I make that face constantly, but I'm pretty sure that I look like a little piggy when I do it! :)

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  10. UGH! I hate lunch thieves, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    I usually have a week of posts complete, but I''m a bit behind with all these vacations.

    Hopefully they will change your flight back to 9am!

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  11. I most certainly still spell out Wednesday like that in my head!! My biggest pet peeve is airlines changing flight times - if I wanted an earlier flight I would have booked an earlier flight right!?!? You go girl for getting all those posts ready so far in advance...I'm lucky if I have a day ahead!! Love all your selfies!! :)

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  12. I do the same thing with Wednesday. It's a weird word. Those faces in your pics are hilarious and I love them!

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  13. Um. Can you please come pack for me!? I hate packing and never feel like I have enough clothes to take! I also do the same thing whenever I'm spelling Wednesday. And sometimes people still my coffee creamer at work and I have the same reaction. Not cool people.

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  14. I am also a planner and I like to plan my lists for what I need/want to wear as soon as I find out about a vacation. Also hooray for you that you made posts for two weeks....I wish I was that productive.

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  15. Oh and omg 3 am on christmas.....SAD FACE.

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  16. I do say Wed Nes Day in my head! I'm so glad there is someone else who does! And definitely hum bug to 6am flight on Christmas morning. Booo.

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  17. I am so incredibly jealous that you get to go to NYC at Christmastime!

    I'm totally that person who writes my name on all my things in the fridge at work - if I ever went to get my creamer out of the fridge for my coffee and it was empty I would get super stabby!

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  18. Sneaky fridge stealers are the worst! The worst! You better sharpie your name all over your sad dressing next time!

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  19. Oh girl, that last picture. Hilarious. Who the heck steals salad dressing, get your own! What the crap haha.

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  20. Hahaha those last pictures are great. Finding the perfect GIF is so fun.

    I can't believe someone used your dressing! That's ridiculous. At my office, we put our initials on our soda cans, but other than that, no one touches anyone's stuff, unless someone marks it "for everyone."

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  21. I can't believe someone has been taking your salad dressing! People should understand how difficult it is for a woman to get in the mood for a salad, no need to ruin that mood lol

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  22. Um, I ALWAYS say "Wed-nes-day"! Because how the hell else am I supposed to spell that word? The English language is trickery, I tell you. Trickery.

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  23. I always thought people at work stealing food was a myth! My gosh, what's wrong with people!
    And wow can't believe an airline changed your flight to such an ungodly hour! I once arrived in Miami and realised that my flight didn't exist anymore - that's also a downer I can tell you that!

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  24. I always say "wed-nes-day" - even when I say the word out loud to other people. People must think I don't know how it's really pronounced. haha. Also, I was just talking to co-workers today about how people steal shit from the fridge and break room!! like, wtf?

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  25. Salad is sooo boring without dressing. Seriously, what's the point? Arg I would have been mad but it sounds like you handled it like a champ. Where are you going in Europe?? Eek that's exciting.

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  26. hahaha I love the I don't care face! I also get enraged when people use my things at work--- you low it's not yours so why are you using it up?!

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  27. LOL can you stop posting blonde pics?! It really confuses me!! ;) And I would have been super enraged about the salad dressing. That and creamer are things you do not touch! And danggggg girl, posts already scheduled for like 2 weeks? Can you come do mine for me too? I don't even have tomorrows ready!

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  28. Ick! No cannot have a salad without dressing!

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  29. You are hilarious! The only logical solution would be to poison the food in your fridge (not like kill someone but make them sick) or set a less evil booby trap to catch the culprit. Bwahaha!

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  30. Hahaha! That last picture is amazing!! And I am totally jealous that you have posts scheduled for two weeks out. I'm terrible about that and usually end up throwing something together the day before. Not the best situation!

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  31. 1. Wed-nes-day: yes, I do that.
    2. I have prelim packing lists for our Labor Day and December vacations

    hahaha @ the McKayla Maroney faces

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  32. Hold The Phone! You are comming to NYC?!? We should totally meet up if you have free time and grab a coffee or something.

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  33. Omg I wish I was even remotely as productive as you with blogposts! I'm a night before kind of girl haha. OMG that face I can't even handle those pics! I would definitely say you own that face! Hahaha!!!!

    <3 Shannon
    Upbeatsoles.blogspot.com

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  34. Delta can change what time your flight leaves?! that seems ridiculous. and a salad without dressing is just rabbit food!

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  35. How frustrating when people steal stuff from the lunch room fridge. I allow myself one can of soda a day and the one time I didn't obnoxiously label the can with my name, it was gone by lunch time. I was enraged. Damn moochers!!

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  36. I don't mind minor flight time changes but from 9am to 6am is a huge difference. Like huge! That is terrible. And lunch stealers are the worst. They should be the ones taking early flights.

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  37. This post was so funny! I totally say Wed-nes-day in my head too!!! :)

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  38. Wed-nes-day....every time. Also, Kristen Bell is my spirit animal and that gif makes me feel all the feels. And finally, you are way too attractive, even with the "not amused" smirk and should probably cut that out because I'm pretty sure we're all extremely jealous. K Thanks ! :)

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  39. I do the Wed-Nes-Day every time too! Everyone does- how else would they spell it correctly?

    I just realized I was making that face as I was reading this post haha

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  40. LOL FOR DAYS at your McKayla Maroney faces!! And thank you providing serious evidence that clearly you trademarked that face way before her. I also find myself sitting here attempting to make that face and it's kind of difficult. I guess I wouldn't be allowed to be in your pics since I can't make that face. LOL. I also saw that episode of Ellen with Kristen Bell and it was too cute!

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  41. You are so amazing LOL. You never fail to make me smile. The face pictures are priceless. And you need to find the effing thief in your office and make her/his ass pass. Lace the dressing with laxatives !!!

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  42. I'd like to make that last picture a permanent gif on my blog! I totally say wed-nes-day in my head anytime I'm spelling out the word. Dang that silent D! I totally think you are justified about the salad dressing. I have a drawer that I always use in our office fridge and NO ONE else ever puts anything in there. I stock bottles of water, hummus and salad dressing in there for when I need it. A few weeks ago I went to get water and all of it was gone! I mean who does that? Just plain rude I tell ya!

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  43. I would totally be all ragey if someone stole my dressing. Seriously, no one puts communal dressing in the fridge and certainally not without a note!

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  44. Yep, I do the exact same thing with Wednesday. Also, Feb-brew-ary. Not how you say it. How it sounds in my head.

    The unimpressed face series? SO AWESOME.

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  45. Haha! I'd be mad if someone stole my dressing too! You're too funny. And I say Wednesday like that in my head too :)

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  46. Office thieves are the WORST! I love reading stories about how people mess with other people who steal their stuff out of refrigerators though. And omg look at your SUPER blonde! You look so different it honestly took me a second to make sense of what I was seeing haha

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  47. I wish I had a sash, I would totally crown you the QUEEN of NOT IMPRESSED FACE!!!! :) That's awesome!!!

    well hopefully Delta wont be delayed because dear Lord, what else could be happening at 3 am to delay it?!?!?

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  48. Office thieves really irritate me. I've had that happen with my carton of milk *with my name on it* ...not a happy camper if I don't have milk for my cereal because someone helped themselves without asking. I totally say Wed-nes-day in my head every time I write it out. Haha

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  49. WHOAH.... that is a level of planning that makes me feel like a total loser for a few seconds haha. :)

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  50. HaHa - love the picture face - yep, y'all own that one!!!
    I thought I was a planner but not about packing - I usually just keep cramming one more thing and one more......I like to have choices even when I travel.

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  51. Great photos!:) I'm the same when it comes to planning:D

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  52. Haha I also say wednesday that way hahahhaha. And I've been trying to get more organized with my blog so I've planned out posts in advance but then you're right. I tinker with them a billion times haha

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  53. bahahahahahaha I mean you should have totally trademarked that shiz......you could be totally rich right now just saying..... ;-) Salad without cheese or dressing? I mean that is like lettuce then right? Oh and croutons...that makes it as well!

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  54. This is way too funny. We totally feel you on the salad dressing. We CAN'T have a salad without it, but we probably would have just had a panic attack over the lack of cheese haha. Had so much fun reading everything!!

    xx 365hangers

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  55. I SAY WED-NES-DAY IN MY HEAD TOO! And FEB-RU-ARY. You on board with that one, too?!
    It blows that your flight was changed like that! You'll be so excited when it comes around though, that it won't even matter I bet! :)

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  56. People in our shop leave stuff in the fridge.. as in, they don't even go back to own their own things.. so sometimes things will start to smell funky because they left their chipotle in the fridge for WEEKS.

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  57. Ugh. I must confess this WED - NESS - DAY was not so good, but I did get FREE SUSHI OUT OF IT!! BOOM! ;)

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  58. WHO STEALS SALAD DRESSING!!!! Honestly I get stabby about shit like this. I dont touch other people's things in the work fridge. I honestly dont know about people sometimes...

    You have two weeks worth of posts??? I write day to day, its insane and stressful and thats why I miss so many days sometimes haha. I need to try this. The few posts I have scheduled in the past I have fiddled with though. Constantly.

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  59. I swear, your Wednesday confessions are my favorite!! I say Wed-nes-day too, who doesn't! Umm, excuse me you have 2 weeks of posts!!?!? Can you send some my way because I am in a straight drought, how do you find the time for this and the ideas?! You're just a badass! especially since you invented that face and the kidlet stole it from you!

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  60. No cheese pretty much would have ruined my day... and the stolen dressing would have killed it! I saw Wed-nes-day too, but only because this HORRIBLE music video. If you are bored and want be entertained look up "Sunday morning love you" on youtube. It is so awful it's great. Warning though: it is kindaaaa catchy!

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  61. babhabahahaha i love the fact that you have pics to prove that you were doing that face long before that olympic girl. and i can tell they are genuine from that time because of your outfits ;)

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  62. Hahahaha! I'll take that jug of alcohol right about now! That would seriously piss me right off about my salad dressing! And yes, no cheese?! Forget it! That kind of reminds me of myself last weekend when we were camping we were having burgers and I can't eat a damn burger without pickles. Lots of them. So I go in the camper to get the pickles out and they're gone! Needless to say, the husband got his ass chewed and I hated my burger. :)

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  63. I have never understood office thieves. Like seriously, taking or using food that isn't mine is just something I would never ever do. Who does that?!

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