Tuesday, June 24, 2014

You (didn't) ask, I told anyway!

I felt like keeping up with the random theme.

I don't like eating tacos in public.


I cry really easily. Like, pretty much every grey's episode. I cried watching this video. I cry during TV commercials, and not just the animal ones.

I like to sing really loudly, even though I am the worst singer in the world. 



My favourite is when I have my headphones on and KC is trying to watch some sort of sport.


I played netball pretty much all of my life until I moved to the US. I still wasn't very good though. If you don't know what netball is, its basically (not really) basketball, but you can't run with the ball or bounce it.

When I was a kidlet, I played netball and did ballet for like, half a year. Mum told me I had to choose one, and of course I chose netball because mum played netball and everyone played netball. 15 or so years later, mum told me she gave me the 'choice' because she knew I would choose netball, but really the ballet teacher person told my mum not to bring me back because I had all the grace of a fairy elephant.


When I was younger, I used to bite my toenails.. yeah I know, gross. Sometimes I like to see if I can still be that flexible, but don't worry. I don't bite.


I can do a really awesome country / southern american accent.



But my aussie accent sucks.


What about you? Got any weird randomness inside? Do share.

Ps. Confessions tomorrow!

43 comments:

  1. I can imitate Jim Carrey. Very very well. I also can do the British, Scottish, Irish, Aussie, Country/Redneck and ghetto accents as well. Ask around. They will alllllll tell you that I belong on SNL with this shit. LOL

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  2. i refuse to blow my nose in public because i'm terrified of getting boogers all over my face and people seeing that!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. Hahaha, these all had me laughing out loud. Thanks for sharing, and welcome back!

    I sing loudly in the shower sometimes too....my husband is not a fan.

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  4. Haha thanks for sharing :) And I definitely belt out songs all the time and am (sort of) convinced I could be the next Voice winner.

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  5. SO MANY THINGS: thank you for defining my type of grace, I will use Fairy Elephant from now on. I cry all the time and I'm at work so I'm not even thinking about clicking on that video but I AM going to head over to youtube to watch netball videos!

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  6. I hate eating anything messy in public! Its a little ridiculous how much I hate it haha. Also I love netball but couldnt play it because I was too short! I played badminton tho (although I was probably too short for that as well).

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  7. LOL you have NO idea how badly I want to hear your country accent!! And I had no idea what netball was until you explained it and it does not sound easy. Oh and I cry ridiculously easy too. Like crazy easy. It's kinda sad actually.

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  8. bahahahahaha stop it now I cannot get the visual in my head of you trying to contort yourself and bite toenails. I mean I have a very weird technique when I paint my left side toenails that doesn't work when I try the right..... I'm so glad you are back!

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  9. Oh gosh I'm right there with you on being disgusting. I use to bite my toenails too. WTF were we thinking? That was way before I realized how absolutely disgusting it was and feet were.

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  10. Hahah I love that taco gif, such a funny scene. I get choked up really easily too. There are movies and shows and songs I just know I can't watch/hear in front of other people. And wait, how does your Aussie accent suck?? Isn't it your natural inflection?? I'm SO CONFUSED!

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  11. Hahaha yes, eating tacos is not my fave thing to do in public either! I'm cracking up at the biting the toe nail thing and thinking of you trying to get in that position!

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  12. I can't imagine your aussie accent is bad :)
    Tacos are the WORST to eat in public. Especially when the shell crumbles.

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  13. OMG your ballet story had me spit my water out!! Too freaking funny!! I too cry at the drop of a hat...like why am I so emotional!? BTW the Emma Stone shower scene in Easy A is easily one of my favorite EVER!

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  14. I'm with you on crying during commercials! The other day I was tearing up watching some stupid reality show and was like wow, this is bad, even for me! haha

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  15. I'm a sad bastard too. I hella cry during Grey's!!! Still no idea how we can have Grey's without Mere and Cristina. Shona Rhimes, you need to tie this ish up and end some Greys. I'm addicted though and will watch no matter how ridiculously cray that ish is.

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  16. Hahaha the toenail thing! I did that too & sometimes I like to see if I'm still that flexible.

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  17. I have no shame about eating tacos in public. Maybe I should...

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  18. Haha oh sick, my mom used to bite her toe nails too (thank God she also stopped!). Netball sounds kinda hard!

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  19. Hahaha! I hate eating anything messy in public I get so like omg everyone's watching me right now!! Awww I can't believe your ballet teacher said to never come back! How rude!!! I did ballet all my life until college and I could see one of my teachers saying that haha!!!! Never heard of netball! Sounds fun!!!

    <3 Shannon
    Upbeatsoles.blogspot.com

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  20. i am totally becoming a crier. i cry at everything now. ugh

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  21. I hate eating anything in public. I feel like all eyes are on me at the exact moment I spill sauce on my chin (or something equally silly). I also put in a request for a vlog to show off your accent skills!

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  22. Haha! Your Aussie accent sucks?! :-p You're too funny! Eating tacos in public is tough. Last night I was at a nice restaurant with an accounting firm that took us out. We got these crab taco appetizers that were AWESOME but yeah, they totally fell apart for all of us. It was kinda funny.

    And I'm a crier too. I hate it but I so am, always have been. Shoot, I cry when someone is eliminated on The Amazing Race! :-p ha!

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  23. Ugh I cry at EVERYTHING these days! There's a Google commercial that has been playing at the movie theatre lately and I seriously am a basket case by the time it ends!

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  24. Eating tacos is so darn messy! I always order enchiladas out because I look like less of a fool!

    I cry easily too. I hate it because I annoy myself. Darn birth control!

    LOL @ the ballet story. At least your mom knew how to let you down easy and on your own terms!

    I am going to need to hear your southern accent and umm how do you not do an Aussie one? When I read your blog, I read it in my head with an Aussie accent. Now I am confused and lost.

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  25. Fellow crier here. I cried during that video too. I cry at EVERYTHING. And the story about the ballet class is awful! I can't believe your teacher would ask your mom to not bring you back! But I can definitely relate to having no grace!

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  26. Hahah!! this is awesome!! I swear, I used to bite my toe nails too lol!! Isn't it crazy and so weird? Have no idea why I ever did such a thing, lol!! So embarrassing lol!! Great post girl! ;) XO

    Lisa,xo

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  27. You're too funny!! I'd love to hear your redneck accent!

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  28. I'm glad you're being random because my post for tomorrow is alllllll over the place! hahaha
    OMG I used to bite my toenails, too! My mom told me I would get worms though, and that freaked me out so I stopped! hahahaah

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  29. I was listening to a radio program this morning and started bawling....just bawling. So you're not alone with the crying and honestly, who likes to eat tacos in public? they are private food only, along with ribs and big sushi :)

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  30. Laughing my ass off over here! Fairy elephant?! Hilarious shit right there! Bahahahaha! You just crack me up :)

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  31. I never thought about tacos being a problem in public but I hate to eat ribs out someplace!

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  32. My husband won't eat wings in public :) This post was funny! GROSS on the toenail thing...I sort of hate feet...so.

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  33. hahaha you crack me up! "but don't worry, I don't bite"-- I cry at almost anything remotely sad, I can just think about those animal commercials and start to tear up!

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  34. OMG this cracked me up!! My daughter bites her toes, but she is 13 months old. LOL

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  35. um so now i really want to hear your country accent, and hear your aussie accent! vlog soon? ;)

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  36. It was so funny to read! All these animations!
    http://devchunichka.blogspot.ru/

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  37. You're a mess . . . I love it!! :-) These are all too funny and make me feel like I know you better! And net ball? Sounds funny . . . probably much like basketball sounds to you!

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  38. I cry really easily, too. I try to hold it in when Greg and I are watching TV/movies together, but when the first 10 minutes of Up comes on, I'm done. Hahhaa I think that ballet teacher just didn't see your hidden talent.

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  39. hahaha Love this! Tacos are worth it, though. :)

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  40. Eating anything messy in public is just awkward. I'm impressed you were that bendy!

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  41. I love your posts! They always make me laugh.
    I also cry easily. Commercials, movies, books, a well written greeting card...lol
    I wish I had a British accent lol. I've said that we should all talk with a British accent around my daughter so she'll just grow up with one!!!

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  42. I cry all the time. At anything and everything. I am not a huge sports person (except for college (ALABAMA) sports but I will cry at the ESPYS!!! Glad to have met another crier!:)

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