Humpday Confessions

Yay time for my favourite soul cleansing link up.

I think we should get a new hot guy for the button every season - who's with me?

Sometimes, when I see a picture (or GIF) and it's upside down, like this one:

I flip my laptop around so I can see it better. Yep. And if it's a computer, I flip my head around.

When I was younger, I had the biggest crush on Howard Keel. Loved this man for as long as I could remember. I was obsessed with Calamity Jane and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. He died almost 10 years ago.

Moving on.
Remember how I said I had to go back to work on Monday after arriving on Sunday? Well shit did not go to plan, meaning I am older than I remember and can't hang like I used to, even when 'hanging' constitutes of sitting in uncomfortable ass planes for 24 hours. Plus I had a cold. So I called my boss Monday morning, and thank goodness for the awesomeness that he is and he didn't mind me not coming in. If I had been less effed up, I would have realised calling in sick after a holiday is really stupid, but I was all kinds of not good and my brain was mush.

So I slept until 2pm. Oops. Guess what time I went to sleep on Monday night?

Keep guessing.

I could not go to sleep. I tried. I moved from the bed to the couch, nothing. Finally I got up at 6am and thought eff this.

Right now its 4pm on Tuesday - I have been up for more than 24 hours and I am not feeling good. Stupid jetlag, stupid sleeping Kristen.

I am so tired today that I tried to use the mousepad on my keyboard at work. That is a desktop. There is no mousepad on the keyboard. I'm not even sure if this makes sense.

I have the hiccups. I hate the hiccups. I sound like a tiny toy dog (which I have been told numerous times) and they are so annoying.

me. via

Joe Nichols' song 'yeah' makes me irrationally mad. Like, it's all about agreeing with whatever the girl wants so you can get laid, we get it, however, this is why women start fights because you said you loved that song and you loved that drink, and a year later we play that song or make that drink and you're like ew no. Except you're a guy and don't say ew no. LIES, LIES, LIES.

I really like the song though, super catchy when it's not making me mad.

Anyone watch true blood? It's one of my guilty pleasures. I can't stop watching, it's like a train wreck that long ago left the books behind, and it's just random crazy now.

But Eric, I love you.

sorrynotsorry.

I have tried to catch up with all my reading and commenting, though like I said, mush brain, if I missed you it was not intentional. I didn't have the best internet access at home and so I didn't get to do a lot of the other side of blogging. I tried to catch up, but I had over 300 emails in my inbox (ooh I'm so popular, as if) and approx 1,000,000 things in my bloglovin thing. So, I think I'm caught up, and if I'm not, I think I am.

of course i care... but right now i care about sleep.

Lastly, I know some of you might have just been saying it because it's what you say, but I got a lot of love from people being all like yay, welcome back, it made me feel super loved. And special. So, thank you, I love you too.

Laters Taters.