Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Humpday Confessions

Time to link up with Kathy for confessions - still on holiday, and still wouldn't miss it!


Vodka and Soda

Can we just chit chat about the new button? Holy hotness. I do like me some Ryan, but look at those eyes and that smirk. If I had a list - you know the ones... Look, I'm just saying I wouldn't kick him out of bed.


guy looks good with his clothes on, that's rare.

I really like to plan, and I really like things to go my way. I get crazy psycho bitch when things don't go to plan, even if it's we didn't go to the grocery when we said we were going to.


Someone on my FB posted something about never going to take their kids to Disney and I thought it was really mean and rude. I don't give a flying fox what you do with your kids, but why is it 'the norm' now to make fun of other people's decisions in a mean, condescending way? It wasn't just 'I'm never taking my kids to Disney' it was that plus 'because its stupid and all the parents who do are stupid and its the most stupid and I'm not that stupid' and I'm not even a parent and it made me mad.



And I realise I'm a big ol hypocrite because all I do on this confessions is bitch about other people and their stupid decisions. Oops.


My nose bleeds a lot. a lot a lot. Like, every day in Summer (too hot) and in Winter (blow my nose too much) and in Spring (allergies, blowing nose too much again). Chlorine makes my nose bleed, salt water makes my nose bleed. Strong smells like nail polish remover, Abercrombie & Fitch or cigarette smoke can make it bleed. Getting hit in the face makes it bleed too. Anywho. So when it bleeds, I know how to handle it and make it stop and people like to tell me I am doing it wrong, and I'm like this is my nose and I have dealt with this shit for 27 years - I've got this. Moving on. When it bleeds, and I blow my nose to get the majority of it out, it sometimes goes out of the tissue and all over my face.


Well thats not really a confession, but if you ever see me with blood on my face, or on my shirt, don't worry but please do share it with me so I don't walk around like an idiot.


I am pretty clumsy. I walk into things, like walls that have been in my nana's house that she's been at all my life. I get really embarrassed and try and laugh but I'm really like ow, that hurt.

Manatee Nose Squish GIF

Why, when you are reading, do people think that means they should interrupt and ask what you are reading and if you are enjoying it? It makes me SO mad.


Sometimes I react to real life people and situations like I do the blog world and my blog friends and people are like WTF did you just say?

except I do hide it. this blog, that is.

Hope you're all having fun on the other side of the world!

29 comments:

  1. I read a lot during lunch and hate when people interupt me for small talk. Just because I'm 'only' reading doesn't mean I'm not busy!

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  2. Ian! Yum!
    Why would someone NOT want to go to Disney...like I can't even compute.

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  3. I was saying "yep, me too" to almost every one of your confessions today!

    One of my biggest pet peeves is someone bothering me when I am reading. I usually just hold up my book so they can see the cover when they ask "what are you reading?".

    I am seriously the clumsiest person I know. I warned my boyfriend when we started dating about it. We have been dating just over a year now and he told me the other day that he thought I was exaggerating at first and now he thinks I was underplaying my clumsiness. It is really bad. :)

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  4. Ugh the reading this is so ridiculous! I think everyone in the world knows that it's annoying to be interrupted while reading and yet, people still do it. Had that happen on an airplane last week and I was about to lose my mind!

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  5. My nose bleeds all the time too!!!!

    And OMG I get so irritated with people who have to be so rude and ugly like you are describing about Disney. And like its totally legit that we bitch about it on our blogs because we can.

    Also, I read on my lunch break every day in the break room and people always interrupt me. Like I am not here to chit chat people I am here to read and ignore work for the next 45 minutes. Leave me alone!!!!!!

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  6. Your fb friend would hate me because I can't wait to have kids so I can take them to Disneyworld! I know it's expensive, and crowded, but I think that's part of the experience! But really, I totally agree with what you're saying about people putting others down just because they're not doing what they're doing! One of my biggest pet peeves!

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  7. I think we should all sign a petition stating that someday we will take our kids to Disney world. Then you should post it just irritate said fb friend. It's Disney world! The happiest place on earth. Why deny your child that?? Why???

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  8. Hah I'm guessing you have the same random bruises you may/may not remember from walking into stuff all day long #storyofmylife!

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  9. So I'm sitting here reading this with a Kleenex up my nose from my 3rd nose bleed of the day... you feel me.

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  10. Sounds like someone is jealous they cant afford to go to Disney people are especially mean for no reason.

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  11. What do they have against Disney?! I mean if it's too expensive whatevs take a different vacation but no need to hate on it. I get so annoyed when people interrupt me reading or if I am eating at my desk and they interrupt. Like hello I am obviously on my lunch break go away!

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  12. I would have been pissed about that Disney-bashing parent too. It's just unnecessary and rude. The reading thing bugs me too. When I was in college I worked at a desk in a health club at the "quiet" entrance so most of the time I didn't have a whole lot to do, and I always read — because I was in college and usually taking a couple of literature courses at the same time so I was always in the middle of some novel or another. And people who had no other need to talk to me would ask why I was reading or what I was reading.. GO AWAY PLEASE.
    Anyway hope you're having a great trip! :)

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  13. disneyland is an institution. it's just a must

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  14. I love these gifs and you just remembered me that True Blood is almost back- hurray! And why they gotta hate on Disney?!

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  15. Love me some Ian!! And I seriously cracked up at that Lorelei gif. That is me exactly!

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  16. Well, your FB friend is a jerk haha. I walk into walls in my office about once a week, always followed by a "oh haha there's a wall there". You are not alone!

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  17. Totally agree, I don't have kids either but a lot of my friends are starting too so when I see ppl criticize how they chose to raise their own kids I get irrationally ticked off....super rude!

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  18. I lose my shizz if things do not go according to plan, no matter how insignificant. Roll with it is a foreign concept to me.

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  19. OMG a lady did that twice to me at the pool! (The book thing) I was reading the same book both times...just let me effing read!!

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  20. OMG I'm SO glad I'm not the only psycho planner. I turn into the craziest person ever if plans don't go the way I planned them or I actually can't plan something. It's not even healthy how cray I get. Go with the flow does not work for me! You should have seen me trying to plan Jimmy Fallon for the past two weeks... yeah I've been a psychopath!

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  21. I am the same way with planning and get super stressed when things don't go as expected. I'm working on it...Esp with parties and that kind of thing. I have a tendency to get a little snappy..Poor Marc lol but he knew this beforehand lol. XO

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  22. Ohhhh man... exhibit # 432987 of how to turn me into a raging bitch: interrupt me while I'm reading. I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR THROAT GOD DAMMIT!

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  23. Omg I thought I was the only psycho planner! I always need to know exactly what we are doing and if plans get screwed up it pisses me off to no end! Omg I cant believe your nose bleeds that much! I think I have had a nose bleed once in my life haha and it was when my mom was throwing me a pair of shoes to put on from the front seat to the back seat and I completely wasn't ready and they hit me smack in the face... anyways I hope youre having a wonderful holiday!!

    <3 Shannon
    upbeatsoles.blogspot.com

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  24. Ian is my happy place. Not even lying. Maybe my confession should be that I am obsessed with The Vampire Diaries? I mean, really, how can that lame of a show be that amazing at the exact same time? Gah, I friggen love it.

    Yeah, the bloody nose thing happened to me this weekend. #glamorous.

    Also, I just started watching New Girl so I'm totally loving recognizing all of your gifs.

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  25. The disney thing would have pissed me off as well. People are so quick to judge these days! Also my nose used to bleed when I was younger... so scary!

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  26. I used to get bloody noses all the time as a kid, thankfully that went away in my adult years. I don't like when things go according to plan either, super grump mode.

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  27. Ha, Ha...I can be that way too...if I have my mind set on a certain course of action, it better happen. I'm trying to work on it. My brother's nose use to bleed a lot when he was younger...such as mess :)

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  28. when things don't go as planned I have a full body reaction- blood boiling, stomach aching, all of it.

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