When I first heard that song, I was like 'riding so low? thats no good' and my friends just shook their heads at me.
Hubby is a teacher and had the graduation thingy last night. Which means...
|and by here I mean home|
So, inspired by my girl Amanda's post heeerreee I thought I would take you on a journey that is the exciting stuff of me, home alone (well, my kitty cats are here) on a Friday night.
Let's get crazy now.
So after a reasonably hectic day at work, I consider going for a run but decide on some excuse. Then get mad at myself for being so lazy and un-motivated. Make promise to myself
tomorrow next week I will get myself back into gear.
Better stop at the grocery to make sure I have all the necessities aka the food that hubby would shake his head at if he saw me eating. Also, he hates hates wandering around the grocery aimlessly, so I use this time to take my sweet ass time and go up and down every aisle and buy something pretty in the cosmetics aisle. He'll never know, because it will come out of the account with the other groceries - Him: what did you spend $50 on Friday? Me: toilet paper and stuff. You know, groceries.
|mmm chips ahoy.|
I get home, turn the music on and have a little dance party to all the cheesy pop music he hates. Whilst dancing, I put the 'groceries' away and feed my babies.
I put a movie on - such a hard decision sometimes. I never know which one to choose...
I also have my laptop out, to do some bloggy blog reading. And my phone is next to me, so I can instagram to my heart's content. I pretend it's also in case someone texts me, but lets be real. Kindle is close by just in case I want to read. 3 guesses as to which book is opened right now.
See something a fellow blogger is wearing.. I want that. Head over to pinterest to get more inspiration, get sucked into the pinterest vortex... but where would I find said cute item? In my price range? Best go to shopstyle to do a huge search. I seriously love this website.
Back to pinterest. Don't you hate when you're looking at 'women's fashion' and you see something ridiculously not women's fashion?
This isn't fashion. But I'm intrigued.
Didn't put me in a good mood. Boring list. A 90s list would be better. Googles 90s list.
Much better, buzzfeed. Well done, good mood accomplished.
Continue scrolling through pinterest. Ooh, cute bedroom. Why doesn't my master bedroom look like that? Start obsessing over the home decor boards. I always end back up at this bedding. I want it. Wallow in those sorrows for a second or five. One day, Babs. You will be mine.
Amanda's blonde. Maybe I should be blonde again. Look through old photos. Way back when y'all. Here are some gems that were just too awkwardly awesome not to share. I have too much time on my hands.
Brunette it is. Like Keira. Or Lizzy Bennet. Speaking of, the movie ended. I missed all of it. Rewind.
After all this wine, what would be a better idea than to paint my nails and my face with a mask. And then take a photo of it. There was no way this photo would not be horrible, so don't judge. I tried to distract you by making a stupid face.
Lots of skinny beautiful girls on the internet. Start to feel inadequate, I should work out more, be prettier. Do the makeup stuff. But the wine gives me confidence.
Somehow end up on the Camp's blog - gosh her kids are too cute. I always said I wanted 4 kids, but hubby doesn't. Read too much of Grace's recommendations for newborns and new mamas. End up on Amazon in the baby section. What the shit am I doing?
I binge watch a season of New Girl and then off to bed. I'd say a fabulous 'single girl' night and honestly I would still do most of it if hubby were here.