Humpday Confessions

Linking up with Kathy for my favourite Wednesday link up... winky winky.

DO EEET.

Warning: some of its kinda weird so stay away if you like, don't wanna know me like that. I'll start off with some less awkward ones. Also, all of the gifs.

Ok, I know you're all dying for an update in regards to my passport application after the crazy that was last week. Good news: resubmitted with anotherfreakingphoto and they charged the credit card yesterday which means = approved! So I should get it within 10 business days, crisis averted!

I have been so.good. with my shopping, but, it's a sad feeling when you don't have anything 'on the way' from online shopping.

Um, so, like, a really awesome amazing, HUGE blogger commented on MY blog. ME. She commented on MY blog. Guys, I lost my shit. I was like 'oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my GOD' and KC was like 'what the hell is wrong with you' and I tried to explain, but he just didn't get it. At first I tried to act cool. That lasted less than a second.

And then I was all

And then I said to KC a couple thousand times 'do you think she liked me? do you think I was rude? do you think I was stupid?'

I think I replied something super intelligent.

All I wanted to do was text a friend who is equally obsessed with her blog, but none of my in real life friends know that I have a blog, so I couldn't and it is killlllliiing me.

It will probably come out the next time we are all drunk together. I can hardly keep it to myself if I bought a cute skirt, let alone getting a comment from one of my fave bloggers.

Moving on from that obsession...

What I wish I could do some(allofthe)times.

When I see some 'young ladies' and their attire..

I don't know about anyone else, but all winter, I'm wearing all the clothes and the last thing I want to do is... not be wearing all the clothes.

and then the weather gets warmer and I'm all.. well. not so cold anymore.

every single time I am about to get my period I think I am pregnant. everysingletime. I can be 5 minutes late and be like, whelp. Preggers.

Then 10 minutes later, Aunt Flo arrives.

And I'm all

No offense to anyone who is pregnant / wants to be pregnant / has babies. Believe me, one day. But...

And please, do not even get me started on buying tampons in this country.

And yes, I know that you are all going to think I am crazy now. But hey. When it's what you know, it's what you know.

I have zero shame when it comes to singing and dancing in the car. Like, less than zero. Windows down, people staring at me, I'm the worst singer you've ever met...

I get that some people don't like me, and I dig it. I'm not a very likable person.

But then I think, that's ok. I don't like everyone.

whoever made this gif forgot to make kirsten in the mirror move, its weird

But when I find out someone actually likes me?

I win the award for the most rambles + gifs in one post.

Also linking up with Liz.