Linking up with Kathy for my favourite Wednesday link up... winky winky.
Warning: some of its kinda weird so stay away if you like, don't wanna know me like that. I'll start off with some less awkward ones. Also, all of the gifs.
Ok, I know you're all
dying for an update in regards to my passport application after the crazy that was
last week. Good news: resubmitted with
anotherfreakingphoto and they charged the credit card yesterday which means = approved! So I should get it within 10 business days, crisis averted!
I have been so.good. with my shopping, but, it's a sad feeling when you don't have anything 'on the way' from online shopping.
Um, so, like, a really awesome amazing, HUGE blogger commented on MY blog. ME. She commented on MY blog. Guys, I lost my shit. I was like 'oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my GOD' and KC was like 'what the hell is wrong with you' and I tried to explain, but he just didn't get it. At first I tried to act cool. That lasted less than a second.
And then I was all
And then I said to KC a couple
thousand times 'do you think she liked me? do you think I was rude? do you think I was stupid?'
I think I replied something super intelligent.
All I wanted to do was text a friend who is equally obsessed with her blog, but none of my in real life friends know that I have a blog, so I
couldn't and it is
killlllliiing me.
It will probably come out the next time we are all drunk together. I can hardly keep it to myself if I bought
a cute skirt, let alone getting a comment from one of my fave bloggers.
Moving on from
that obsession...
What I wish I could do some(allofthe)times.
When I see some 'young ladies' and their attire..
I don't know about anyone else, but all winter, I'm wearing all the clothes and the last thing I want to do is... not be wearing all the clothes.
and then the weather gets warmer and I'm all.. well. not so cold anymore.
every single time I am about to get my period I think I am pregnant.
everysingletime. I can be 5 minutes late and be like, whelp. Preggers.
Then 10 minutes later, Aunt Flo arrives.
And I'm all
No offense to anyone who is pregnant / wants to be pregnant / has babies. Believe me, one day. But...
And please, do not even get me started on buying tampons in this country.
And yes, I know that you are all going to think I am crazy now. But hey. When it's what you know, it's what you know.
I have zero shame when it comes to singing and dancing in the car. Like, less than zero. Windows down, people staring at me, I'm the worst singer you've ever met...
I get that some people don't like me, and I dig it. I'm not a very likable person.
But then I think, that's ok. I don't like everyone.
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whoever made this gif forgot to make kirsten in the mirror move, its weird |
But when I find out someone actually likes me?
I win the award for the most rambles + gifs in one post.
Also linking up with
Liz.
hahahah this post made me laugh. well done with the gifs, lady! and email me and tell me who this big time blogger is. i think i might know who you're talking about.
ReplyDeletealso, i'm the same - i'm not a likeable person due to my major RBF but i don't care. however, when someone says that they think i'm the nicest person and they really like me, i'm all up in their grill hahaha!
thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
Oh, I'm a HUGE Guiliana Rancic fan and she recently RETWEETED a pic of my hubby & I!! I was beside myself :) So you just enjoy that blogger leaving you a comment!! Relish it girlfriend! :)
ReplyDeleteBill and Guiliana wished me a happy birthday on Twitter a few years ago... best day of my life.
DeleteThis post was also fantastic! Thank you for this! Haha! Also, I like you. You're honest and hilarious...girl you're fabulous! :-)
ReplyDeletegirl you can text/email/tweet me and we can talk blogs all day. I sing SO hard in the car, almost every time I'm in the car. One time I was stuck in traffic and the guy next to me gave me a thumbs up bc he saw me jamming so hard.
ReplyDeletenot sorry.
Yay for the approval... Finally! :) And now I am dying to know who commented...!
ReplyDeleteI love your hump day posts, you always have me cracking up! Congrats on the big time blogger comment. That's AMAZING!!! And most of my friends don't know I have a blog either doi can fully relate haha!
ReplyDeleteLOL OMG this is SO amazing. I seriously love you haha! I actually started laughing out loud at some points and my co-worker (who is Aussie) asked me what I was laughing at so I told her the tampon part and she was like "OMG Yes, why do they all have applicators? SO weird!" And yes, the fact that Kristen isn't moving in the mirror of that gif is super creepy!
ReplyDelete<3, Pamela
sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com
Oh my gosh....what in the world did I just read through hahaha just kidding I'm dying! (I'm also curious about the big blogger who commented!! Gosh I love those moments) :) Have a great day girl!
ReplyDeleteI have no words because it was all just fabulous!! Happy dance for you and your passport application!!
ReplyDeleteRambles + gifs for the win! This is why I like the clusterf*k that is Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBut who was the blogger?!??!
Those gifs are great. I love the shot-face one. And Firework. (I just love them all, really.)
ReplyDeleteSay WHAT?! I think you're VERY likeable! You're part of my bloglovin' FAVORITES folder, woman! hahaha ;P
ReplyDeleteI'm all about the plastic applicator. We can agree to disagree on this one. :)
haha this made me laugh so hard, especially the Aunt Flo part. But I can relate about the applicators. Such a waste and they are everywhere!! Glad to hear you got a comment from a big blogger definitely a big and exciting deal, although it's a shame when there is nobody to jump up and down in excitement with :)
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! I died laughing! I also tend to forget sometimes that I am not 21 anymore, oh the struggle.
ReplyDeleteI totally get what you mean, when you wanan talk to someone about blog stuff but they don't know you blog. It's so awkward. But I totally get when a big blogger comments, it's like OH EMGEEE!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not ready for a baby in anyway....gimme three more years thanks!
xoxo
Okay, you are totally likable, silly girl. And I am the saaaaame way in the car. Singing at the top of my lungs. Don't even care. And you must share who this fabulous blogger visitor was :)
ReplyDeleteWell I love you! So that's one person right? And now I wanna be all nosy and know who the fabulous blogger was. Because I'm a nosy person. And those 21 year olds...they just need to be thankful that they can drink like they can. If I wake up with a hangover I'm gonna need the next day to recover as well.
ReplyDeleteVisiting from the link ups! I give my very best singing/dancing performances while getting ready to go out and while driving. I have a long drive coming up and I'm already looking forward to singing my heard out to a new playlist for the entire 7 hours!
ReplyDeleteOMG YESS!! LOL Yes to it all haha!! I totally love my bloggy friends and when something special happens I go bananas.. like B-A-N-A-N-A-S type lol!! And oh my gosh yes, when I don't have any more packages delivered to me, its the saddest thing ever!! And i'm a really nice person and carefully use the word people person to describe myself, but then when someone likes me its like that step bro's scene!! Lolol!! Great post girl!! :D
ReplyDeleteLisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/
I don't like talking about my blog with real life friends either. I know how you feel!
ReplyDeleteI've been keeping myself on a budget and haven't allowed myself to go to the mall but that hasn't kept me away from online shopping, I love getting the email that tells me my stuff is on it's way! As for shamelessly singing and dancing in the car? I'm totally guilty of it, I have my own concerts on my way home from work every day haha
ReplyDeleteOk girl, I'm dying over here.... LOL. I'm also dying to know who this blogger is! You're not alone, I got followed by someone BIG to me and freaked too :)
ReplyDeleteHah sooo much funny in this post. First of all, I love that none of your friends know you have a blog. I wish mine didn't know... it can get really awkward sometimes! And that gif of the period... oh man, so unpleasant. And yay for a big blogger stopping by! I know that feels so good even though it's hard to describe to anyone who is not a blogger!
ReplyDeleteThat Kristen gif is uber creepy! It's like she's being haunted. And I have completely had that moment of complete excitement when a big blogger comments on my blog. It's so unexpected and soooo awesome! :D
ReplyDeleteHaha! Dying! This was hysterical! I get the same way in a "famous" blogger comments on my blog. I work on a college campus so the outfit choices I see every single day has my eyes rolling!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. This is my first time to your blog, and this post was so random but somehow very logical. And I laughed, so that's always a good thing! Totally know what you mean about getting a comment from a big blogger. That happened to me and I thought it was a mistake the whole day until I went home and saw that it was, indeed, her. Glad you aren't preggers!
ReplyDeleteAll of this is so funny. TOO funny. You and Amanda (MMATB) went above and beyond today in your comedic confessions. I love the pregnant part and I am glad to know I am not the only one who does that! :)
ReplyDeleteSO FUNNY. My best friend loves the O.B. tampons that have no applicator and I'm over here like, I don't really feel like having to shove my finger up my vajayjay when its all bloody like that, thanks. Haha. Also, I totally understand about the big blogger thing! I freak out like a little girl, and have no one to be excitedwith, too! Haha
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh, hahaha this post! So glad your passport is on its way finally! And that 101 Dalmatians gif just melted my heart a little bit!
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm dying!!! I totally do the preggers thing I was a tiny but nauseous this morning and the first thing I though was omg I'm pregnant ha!! We totally need to ride in the car together! I love a good jam sesh!!!
ReplyDelete<3 Shannon
Upbeatsoles.blogspot.com
Girrrrl you are cracking me up today!
ReplyDeleteIt is a damn concert up in my car EVERY morning. No shame in my game.
I am curious to see who this "big blogger" is that you speak of. I get like that with every comment I receive lol.
The Let me Love You GIF is epic.
Also, I might think the same thing every month. It is scary lol.
I get excited about the bloggy things too! I started texting my bloggy friends like crazy! The blood scene is hilarious! I always get nervous and then excited when i get it.
ReplyDeleteHahah oh sick to the auto-flo, but so true. I always start to think I'm pregnant, and then, nope! Happy Wednesday funny girl :)
ReplyDeletehaha a big blogger comment is something to get excited about even if it only happens once! go ahead and brush your shoulder off, you're ballin
ReplyDeleteLove your blog!!!
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HAH so I totally freaked out once when my favorite big blogger commented on my blog. Except I actually told her how hardcore I was fangirling over it. #notweird
ReplyDeleteI totally sing and chair-dance in the car. Scream even. Make corresponding facial expressions and hand motions. NOT SORRY ABOUT IT.
I freakin loved this post. Four for you, Glen Coco.
I cannot stop laughing at this post. First of all congrats on the VISA app!!! Also girl, the first time a 'big' blogger commented on my post I was floored. Like me? haha so I totally get it!
ReplyDeleteI sing and dance in the car ALLL the time its my favourite thing to do in the car. I mean who doesn't love to dance while driving!
Also if I could have I'd have a baby yesterday. the fever is real!
i hope you know how much I love you from this blog post. you are hilarious.
ReplyDeletePS: I am SO with you on the baby thing!
Laughing my ass off over yonder!....... :) Ditto on the preggo/aunt flo subject! So glad to hear your passport went through! Better have a cocktail for that! Love the gifs for the obsession with the blog comment! Too damn funny! No tampon applicators?! I mean seriously... you brought it up so I've got to ask... Hooooow else would you expect that?! Weeeeird! ya learn something new everrrrryday! ;)
ReplyDeleteI love the gifs lol.
ReplyDeleteThis whole post was hilarious. I play the am I pregnant game a lot even though there is no possible way I could be. If I was I'd be confronting my husbands surgeon in a not so nice way lol. I think all women do it.
How does anyone NOT sing in the car?
Yes to everything. You can always email me when you're excited about blog things :)
ReplyDeleteThis post is perfect! Congrats on the big blogger comment! And singing all the time? Count me in (We can be bad singers together)
ReplyDeleteYou are the GIF QUEEN!!!!!!!!! I'd be working on a post like that for a week :)
ReplyDeleteSo I feel like I need to go through your comments & find the big blogger :) I'll scream with you.
Love All the gifs! And I hear ya on trying to buy feminine products in a country you are not used to! I had a hell of time when I was on vacation in Europe just trying to find something standard that I was used to! They are not all the same...they just aren't!
ReplyDelete"It's okay. I don't like everyone." I have to remind myself of this ALL THE TIME. Also, we can't all be invited to everything. So hard, man!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Dying to know which big blogger commented on your blog?! And I totally second that you are the GIF queen :) I think I'm pregnant every.single.month. Without fail. I know that since I'm married it wouldn't be the biggest deal but I still feel like a panicked 16 year old!!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh -- dying!! Especially about the blogger/friend/comment/etc. thing. I had a blogger that I really like comment on a post one time and it was just the best. thing. ever. but no one understood. And then -- my friends know I have a blog, but they don't really understand. So...there's that. #bloggerprobz (yes, that's with a z)
ReplyDeletexo
I am seriously dying over this post. So hilarious. I remember when I was in Europe (the ONE time I've been--wish I was fancy shmancy and went all the time) and the tampons didn't have applicators and i was like WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!????
ReplyDeletePS-- I'm sure you get this a lot but what's the meaning behind your blog name?
I mean where do I even begin?
ReplyDelete-I have a special folder for all my online deliveries in my gmail and it makes me so happy but so sad when nothing is on its way.
-You've left me in suspense all day over this blogger!
-You should have texted meeeeeee!
-Young ladies in their mom shorts and mid drift showing tops.....no thanks
-Trust me I stress myself out about it and it makes it worse then I get it and I want to shout it from the rooftop. True fact growing up my mom gave me those non applicator ones and then when I discovered the applicators I was like "well that's like too easy"....I mean that came out wrong.....ughhhh moving on
-Always singing always dancing.....we should start doing this together
-Ugh why is her back not moving????
I love yah and I'm so glad we get to talk and email and text all the time!!! Killed this post girl....like walk off homer style ;-)
Omg this post is amazing. Everytime I'm a second late on my period, I'm alwayyysss like fuck I gotta go get a pregnancy test. Love the Bridgett Jones gif. Unnn babbbbeeeee. Love Love Love!
ReplyDeletexoxo Taylor
Sorry, I don't understand the tampon thing but I don't have lady parts like that any more. I figured I wasn't using them.... and it does resolve the pregnancy thing. I already have three kids, the last thing I'd want is to be freaked out about that some more. haha! I would be the same way if one of my favorite big time bloggers left me a comment.
ReplyDeleteSo true about the online shopping thing! It is so sad when you arent expecting packages!
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Love your gif's about getting your period and then not being pregnant and loving it, ha! I have to kids already and feel like that (this girl is DONE having babies;)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh you are absolutely hilarious. Love this, ahaha!
ReplyDeleteAhh So excited I found your blog the other day because I love it! You are so funny!!
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious! Love it!
ReplyDeleteok i laughed so much at this. loved all of it, especially the period commentary because... well, i'll let you figure that out ;) also, i am SO curious who this blogger is that commented. brb, stalking your posts. :P
ReplyDeleteHahaha I'm pretty sure we're the same person. Every one I was like: "yep!" "me too!!" I am the same way with my period. Pretty sure I should've bought stock in pregnancy tests a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm SO glad that you commented on my blog...because then I found yours...which led me to this post...and now I think I love you.
ReplyDeleteThis post was SO FUNNNY.
ReplyDeleteIt's always awesome when a big-time blogger leaves a comment on your blog. Congrats on that! I got my ovary factory shut down a long time ago so it's always disappointing when Aunt Flo shows up because it means nothing to me any ole' way.
ReplyDeleteYay on the passport, what a stress!! I love summer clothes...and despise winter clothes...I understand the feeling! ;)
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