Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Humpday Confessions #5

Linking up with Kathy for ze funniest link up in ze world. 

You guys know I can't go a day week without talking about shopping, but for reals it is May 7th and I haven't bought anything in 6 days! I bought that mint dress on the 1st, and it looked like I was gonna have another cray cray month (did I just? yes, I said cray cray) but holla this is like a record for me and I am tootin' my own horn even though it's really not an accomplishment at all, let me pretend, mmk?


I have submitted a passport application to the Australian Embassy TWICE and it has been declined twice. The first time was because the photo was wrong, darn you Americans and your different standards for passport photos, this time I have no idea because they can't give any information over the phone, I have to wait for the stuff to be returned by fedex. But seriously, I am freaking the fudge out - I leave for Australia in LESSTHANAMONTH and my tickets are in my married name, and my passport is not.


When colleagues ask me to do something, like find them a file or put paper in the printer.

Also - how do you make more money than me, but you don't know how to scan something to yourself?



I am so over all of this week. Is it Friday yet? Or better yet, Friday at 5pm?


We've all gotten it off our chests that we hate captchas. But, sometimes I get a captcha and I'm like HA! one word looks really easy and clear and simple and I think I've beaten it! I WIN CAPTCHA. Then I see the second word, and apparently I can't read anymore. 


couldnt decide which gif i loved more. equal loves.

I cannot stop eating. Someone help me.


I really am not joking. Someone help me. I need like, a detox-I'm-going-to-Australia-in-a-month-and-all-of-my-family-will-make-a-joke-or-three-at-the-weight-I-have-gained-since-moving-to-the-land-of-the-food. Someone help me with a meal plan or something. Gluten free, not a lot of meat, and none of the gross stuff I don't like. Ha!

I am the first to admit I am not the world's smartest person, and I am certainly not always perfect with my grammar and spelling. I don't always pay much attention when I am commenting on other blogs, or emailing, or texting... But I try and proof read my posts before I publish them, and if I make a mistake, please judge me. Because I sure as hell judge anyone who uses the incorrect to or there or defiantly instead of definitely. 

I'm mostly joking. Ok, maybe not. I told you last week I was a bitch. But really, I don't care if you make a mistake. I do it two. Their is nothing wrong with it, am I write?

Gosh, I crack myself UP.


46 comments:

  1. Girl Im in the process of applying for a VISA for Australia and I have to mail my passport to US and wait for it to come back as there isnt an embassy where I live... Ugh the process is annoying! lol

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  2. Hope your passport situation works out pronto!

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  3. Hahah ou crack me up too girl...I silently judge ppl too but keep the bitchiness in my head unitl I can let it all out to my best friends lol. That gif is hilarious! I also have colleagues (on the same level as me!!) ask me to do all sorts of dumb stuff just b/c I'm the youngest in the office. You're not the Boss of me!! Good luck with passport stuff, boo :(

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  4. This post makes me happy. It's like I'm sitting here on the couch drinking a glass of wine (but not because it's 8am) and I'm listening to you rant about your day. It's perfection. That damn cat with the remote I have watched it about 10 times I just can't. It's like when you are walking to the car with 10 extra things and one drops and then your perfect balancing act comes crashing down....kinda like yesterday morning. Sometimes when I feel like I made a funny self five is the only way to go! Girl that's why I'm seriously considering keeping my last name I can't even imagine the anxiety life would cause me if I had to change all that! I will be thinking about you! Oh and also I got sucked into reading my old posts last night after your comment stroll through memory lane ;-) xoxoxoxo

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  5. LOL you crack me up!!! a coworker actually just marched up to me demanding a meeting in 30 minutes for something he can very well do on his own.... #annoyed

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  6. I can't stop eating either, hahaha.

    The cat gif is amazing.

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  7. I just love your blog and especially when you do confessions. Laughing in my hole here at work :-)

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  8. I am dying over your gifs especially the baby with the ice cream - best one ever!! I have the same reactions when someone who is making more money than me doesn't know how to do something that my 10 year old niece can do!! I'd be freaking out about the passport too - but it will all work out and you can always expedite it!!

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  9. El. Em. Ay. Oh. Seriously. I want to litter typos all over this comment but I'm afraid someone who just looked at the funny gifs in your post and didn't read the text will judge me and think I'm an idiot who can't spell or proofread. Well. Their wrong and I'm write. Thanks for the giggles and I DEFIANTLY hope everything works out with your passport situation!
    Gina -- On the Daily Express

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  10. try going to the passport office yourself; the lines up suck hairy ballsack but sometimes you can just get things done faster. also, is there a way to change your name on the ticket to what is listed on your passport?

    and it must be a trend: promote some dumb fuck to a higher position. for real, some executives i've come across are so shit for brains i can't believe they're still employed.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  11. BTW dear I was given the Liebster Award and mentioned you! http://heartoflife07.blogspot.com/2014/05/the-liebster-award.html

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  12. How fun you are going to Australia. I would love to travel there one day! Everything with you passport will work out! Sounds so stressful, but stay positive!

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  13. haha this made me laugh! I love it and good luck with the passport that sounds horribly stressful

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  14. HAH I love that Kate gif, very fitting there ;) and yeah can Friday hurry on up and get here? PS I'm gluten free and don't eat red meat, let me know if you want some recipes! :) have a great day!

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  15. OMG I would be stressing about the passport issue..maybe that is why you are eating :) I was on a huge, I'm starving all the time kick last week and I wanted sweets! Having to change your name is the worst process...I finally got mine (sort of) done; drivers license (which I had to go twice because they spelled by maiden name wrong!!) and SS card. Still have to do all my banking and the passport....and then everything else....like all of the internet :(

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  16. I'm cracking up! I am right there with you on the eating thing, I can't stop. I am trying to break my "I NEED something sweet every night" habit, it's a losing battle!

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  17. This link up is hilarious! I am so jealous that you are going to Australia! It is on my bucket list!

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  18. Captcha usually doesn't bother me, buuut I either get it right on the first try or it takes like 6 times to get it right! So annoying! haha Ahhh I hope your passport situation gets sorted out asap-- that would stress me out so much!

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  19. Love the self five!!! Amen to that!!! I judge all day every day, its what I do and Im good at it! LOL. Good luck with the passport issue!!!

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  20. Yikes, good luck with your visa! Hope everything goes through soon. That's exciting that you are going to Australia though!!
    I know what you mean about the 'can't stop eating' deal. That's me, all day every day. It's a bit ridiculous.
    Love the gifs you chose!

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  21. That cat GIF!!! Just yes!!!!! Gosh I wish it was Friday. I need a drink and it is still considered "morning." Crap!

    I hate when people don't know how to do something ridiculously easy, yet they make way more than me. Like WTF? How did you get to be where you are when you can't even scan a damn document? Really?!

    Good luck with your whole passport thing! I hate stressing about stuff like that which is out of our control and falls onto the government. Ugh!

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  22. Defiantly just makes me angry! And I love the kitty gif. I am a judgey B about grammar. I just feel like everyone should know better!

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  23. Omg I totally feel you on the shopping!! It's a real problem they need to start SA shopaholics anonymous and we can be the first to join! I literally just died laughing at captcha! That's totally me! Especially since I do most comments from my phone it's zoomed in so I only see the first word and I'm like psh easy! Then I scroll over and I'm like what?!?! Are those even letters?! Ugh hate it!!

    <3 Shannon
    Upbeatsoles.blogspot.com

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  24. Girl I hope everything works out in time!!

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  25. hahaha proud of you so not buying anything the past 6 days! go you. #firstworldproblems

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  26. I need a detox majorly, but I think I waited a little too long. I'm leaving in 4 days...

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  27. Oh my gosh... my manager always calls me into her office to do the most simple things on her computer. Really? You're MY boss? Stupid.

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  28. but really why do they get paid more than us and have minimal basic life skills?

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  29. Good lord I LOVE THIS!!! That cat! "fuck this in particular" LOL And yes how do theses people make more than us when they seem like complete IDIOTS! grr.

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  30. Aah you ALMOST fooled me with your typos at the end. And made me want to jump through my screen to correct two and write ha. That cat gif is the best. Happy hump day!

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  31. Hahaha love this!!! I think we need to make an "I Hate Captcha" group to end the captcha of the world! Detoxing is overrated! Oh when you go home can you bring me back some Tim Tams? :)

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  32. I just had some "higher-up" ask me to do something they were more than capable of doing themselves today. I'm not sure which makes me angrier the "do it because I'm too important to do it" or the "do it because I don't know how but yet I'm higher-up than you". Work problems...

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  33. I totally feel you on the work thing! It frustrates me to no end! Especially because the time I spend helping them is time that I'm not spending work on my own stuff and then I'll have to stay longer or blah blah. SO annoying!

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  34. I THINK as long as you have your marriage certificate you should be okay. But don't hold me to that!

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  35. Girl. Don't even get me STARTED on people who make WAY more than I do asking me to show them how to do something!!!! #rage

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  36. The F*ck everything cat had me rolling. That's my attitude this week and I'm not sorry.

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  37. LMAO!!! That is some hilarious shit!!! ALLLLLLLL of it! :)

    Yay for not buying anything in 6 days! Impressive! ;)

    I can't believe your having such problems getting your passport! I'd be stressing the hell out! {Not to make you feel any worse or anything!} I hope that gets straightened out, STAT!

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  38. Love this hump day post! I just found myself laughing out loud!

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  39. Don't get me started on coworkers. Today I had to send something to accounting for payment and she literally said to me that she doesn't have time to talk to people so I'll have to get the credit card information. Umm...I don't have time to do your job a-hole. I wanted to punch her in the face. But I didn't. I just smiled and did it because she knows that if I don't get the info that I'm the one who loses the sale. Nice, right?

    Thank you for letting me vent. I agree with the cat.

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  40. I judge stupid people so I don't understand how some people dress themselves! Commenting from my phone causes so many typing errors but half the time you can't correct it without deleting everything! RAGE!!!

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  41. Seriously with the CAPTCHA! I want to slap any blog that has word verification across the face! I just can't handle it. I cannot take you seriously, if you have a CAPTCHA!

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  42. i am with you with the cpatchas! garrr! i can't even spell it right. i quit. and this week was awfullll. here's to the weekend making up for crappy 5 days

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  43. I had an Australian passport declined because I was smiling too much in the photo. I mean really?!

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